Voice Test

[bunnyfears]

So, uh... you're thinking of playing me somewhere, huh? That's... great!! Totally great...

But... don't you think that maaaybe this is kind of a bad idea? I mean, you're not the most motivated or social person, so a big group with lots of stuff going on probably isn't the best for you!

...Really, I mean it!! I'm not just worrying about myself! Why WOULDN'T I want to go to some strange place full of people I don't know who might try to kill me and make me go extinct??? I'm just concerned for YOU!

So you know, clearly you CAN'T stick me someplace, right?

...Just, th-think it over at least!

Comments

[blood_and_thunder]

Well... some of the games aren't so dangerous.

[secretmamasgirl]

Oh, Gawd, lame alert. [rolls eyes] Honestly, are you ever gonna man up and stop running away all the time? Don't you realize most of our enemies are scared of a giant rabbit with sharp pointy teeth and glowing eyes?!

[trollingtactics]

Hi, bunny~! [tackleglomps]

[parasoligarchy]

Your cowardice is a bit disgraceful, really. Have you no honor?

[bunnyfears]

Yeah, but what if I end up in one that IS dangerous?? It's just way too risky!

[blood_and_thunder]

Maybe you can make some friends who will protect you?

[bunnyfears]

And I just happen to be scared of big scary guys with sharp axes and armor! There's tons of times I don't run away from them, though!!! Even if I much rather would...

[secretmamasgirl]

Oh, please, I've seen the way you rip through that armor and shrug off those axes when you do bother to fight.

[leftinshame]

[Hi, possible son, guess who's not going to judge you because lol gynophobe]

I'm sure not all of them would try to kill you. But yeah, it is a pretty big risk.

[bunnyfears]

I guess I could, but... What if the people there aren't friendly, and try to kill me or something?

[bunnyfears]

Not the ears! [He just kind of tries to run as soon as he sees her coming for him. He's been through this enough to know what usually comes next.]

[trollingtactics]

[Don't worry, she's not touching the ears this time, just hugging you really tight]

[bunnyfears]

Well yeah, but... It still hurts! I mean, have you tried kicking through a suit of armor with your bare feet? Not fun... Not to mention that even if I survive a flesh wound on the field, there's no guarantee that it won't get infected and I'll die of some horrible disease!

[blood_and_thunder]

Yarne...

Sometimes there are situations you can't avoid. You already know that. But the problem is... you, well... you think that applies to all situations.

[bunnyfears]

It's not cowardice, it's common sense to not go somewhere that'll get me killed!

[secretmamasgirl]

Ugh. You're such a whiny little crybaby! It's a good thing you're not the leader of this troupe or we'd have been dead a long time ago! I don't know how Lucina puts up with it!

[bunnyfears]

Okay yeah, maybe all of them would be a little bit much... All it'd take is one, though! They get in one lucky shot, and no more Taguel!

[bunnyfears]

[Well, that's a relief at least... Still going to be holding his hands over his ears just in case, though.] You know, you could at least ask before touching me or something!

[leftinshame]

Yes, lucky shots are possible. All it takes is one time. [Replace lucky shot with risen!wyvern bite and you've got the story of this one's life. Er, death.] But I've also seen the way you fight. You're a lot stronger than you give yourself credit for.

[trollingtactics]

Awww, I'm sorry, bunny. [she lets go, at least] I'll try to remember. You're just so cute I can't help but wanna squeeze you!

[bunnyfears]

Of course there are situations I can avoid!!! That's why I'm trying to avoid ending up in that situation at all!

[parasoligarchy]

It's cowardice to assume that everywhere is that place, though.

[blood_and_thunder]

It's more like you see the bad side of every single situation...

What if you got into the game with all the cuddling, or where you have wings?

[taguelstone]

Depending on which game you shall not be the one Taguel there and it turns out in some you can even come back to life as strange as it sounds.

Quite useful, but painful.

[bunnyfears]

Hey, I'm not cute! I'm a strong, fierce Taguel, and... [He trails off, sighing a bit as his shoulders slump.] Okay, maybe I'm not all that, but... still, I think I deserve a bit better than being treated like a stuffed animal!