CLEAN CUP, CLEAN CUP MOVE DOWN MOVE DOWN MOVE DOWN

[digophelia]

Actually, that is a good question, isn't it? If things are not quite the same, but somewhat relatively... restored in Wonderland, do I still have to move down Hatter's table? I thought I would never utter these words, but I sorely miss that now that I am older. Their antics when I was younger are sorely missed.

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[madcuriosity]

Why of course you do, Miss Alice!

[milliners]

_{[ alice overload oh no ]}

[madcuriosity]

Oh now, Mr. Hatter, what's wrong?

[milliners]

There are two of you and only one of me. This is hardly a fair fight!

[madcuriosity]

We aren't fighting so it shouldn't much matter.

[milliners]

You say that, Alice, but I don't believe you.

[madcuriosity]

Well, if we do fight it's because you've gone and upset us. And that would be on you.

[milliners]

I would never do such a thing.

_{[ alice u can be so mean why u so mean :( ]}

[madcuriosity]

[Because you are so much meaner.]

You can and have.

[digophelia]

Rest assured, there will be no fighting here.

[milliners]

So long as someone's doing the assuring.

[digophelia]

As long as it keeps things relatively peaceful.

[digophelia]

Believe me, it is a rather good thing there is only one of you.

[milliners]

I don't know. It might be fun for there to be more mes.

[digophelia]

So as long he's your literal twin and not the one I had the pleasure of dealing with recently.

[milliners]

Clone all the mes!

_{[ wait what. ]}

Well, different universes might have different mes, I suppose. Though how anyone of them isn't as as delightful as I am will remain a mystery.

[digophelia]

A quite literal twin of you, with the same appearance and the same clothing is fine. But a bit more madder version is one we all can do without.

[YES NO MORE TORMENTING THE INSANE CHILDREN AND THE OTHERS.]

[digophelia]

Well, we have tried to reason with him, certainly.

[madcuriosity]

You can't reason with Mr. Hatter. But that's one of the things to just accept about him.

[digophelia]

If he behaves like this, I, frankly, will accept it any day.

[Over the current Hatter she knows? Definitely.]

[madcuriosity]

It's better when he has tea in him, much more pleasant.

[digophelia]

I would wager he hasn't had his tea today, no, not yet.

[madcuriosity]

Hmm, then the thing to do is to fix that! If we bring him tea, he's sure to be more pleasant!

[digophelia]

I am trying to coerce him into bubble tea.

[madcuriosity]

Bubble tea? I don't think I've heard of such a thing!