i don't know what i'm doing

[tanukichi]

So... it's time for business numbers.

Yes, yes the trifling cost of having me as a muse and setting up this journal comes to 9,110,000 bells. Pocket change, really.

I've been thinking... you know, your journal would be better if you just paid for 100 icons. I'd gladly pose for you exclusively for them but that will be an additional "talent" fee.

For a piddling --

What is that? Why are you screaming in rage, mun? Mun?

I can offer a "familiarity" discount if you've paid off your home loan!