Another Obscure Wizard from Vanillaware

[silverwizard]

Now, now! Settle down before you give us all a headache.

[ The wizard sighs. ]

It's bad enough that I have to cope with my not-so-behaved companions but must I humor you as well? We only need four more talismans to defeat the ancient dragon. We have come close and yet we are so far.

Surely we should continue in our efforts to save our realm before the inevitable comes.

[ He knows that's wistful thinking on his part. The wizard doubts that even with the help of the talismans that they'll be able to defeat the dragon. ]

Now tell me, where have the others gone? I would suspect they've returned to the tavern by now.

Come! Let us fetch them before they drink all of the mead.


( canon is "Dragon's Crown" )

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Wizard! :D

[derpir]

My mun says that she found one of your companions trapped in a sentient brothel. The ah.. Amazon? Didn't get her name, sadly.

So you may have to do a great deal more traveling to find your friends than just checking the tavern. Sorry, man.

Hi hi!

[silverwizard]

A brothel!?

[ He stares at the child in disbelief. ]

As soon as I cast my gaze away from them, they run off into the night to partake in all sorts of depravity. This shouldn't surprise me but I was hoping to locate them quickly.

[buxombeauty]

[ oh, isn't this a relief. she'd not expected to find another member of the party in a strange, backwater place like this. ] Isn't this a pleasant surprise, ... [ she trails off, a wry smile pursing her lips as she stifles a chuckle. ] Having trouble with your Mun, are you, well, I could take care of them no problem. [ with a well placed curse, of course! ]

( ooc | this place needs more dragon's crown! )

Hello~<3 :3

[derpir]

*Child, huh? Bah. Well, he IS young, so whatever.*

Please don't ignore the "trapped" part. But it certainly is a rather depraved place. *His mun has him there, after all.*

...If you go there, though, I'd be happy to, ah... give you a tour. *It's... not a lie but hey, the Wizard is rather a good-looking guy!*

My name's Lance.

[silverwizard]

[ A humored smirk touched his lips once he saw the sorceress. ] Aaliyah, wasn't it? [ He certainly hoped he didn't mispronounce her name. ] It brings me much joy to see you amongst us but do refrain from turning my mun into a toad.

[ He'll never hear the end of it if that happens. ]

Tell me what brings you here?

(ooc: it sure does! where is everyone?)

Are you playing Dragon Crown now? :3

[silverwizard]

Trapped? [ Oh, he certainly missed that part earlier. ] How did anyone manage to trap her there?

[ There's not enough rune magic or sorcery in the world to hold that amazon prisoner. The wizard was a tad perplexed. ]

Under normal circumstances I would not ask for a guided tour through a whore house. Although, I find myself with little choice in this matter.

[ He means to recuse the amazon of course. ]

We are well met, Lance. I am Augustus.

[buxombeauty]

[ nodding, she sashays closer to him. boo. he knew her almost as well as she knew herself. walks her hand up his arm and pouts. ] ...you're no fun, Augustus. [ so what if she'd wanted to turn the wizard's mun into a toad, it'd most definitely solve a few of his problems, at least in her eyes. ] I'm glad to see you too, even though you're putting a damper on my fun. [ smirks playfully. ] Me? ...well, my Mun simply couldn't resist throwing me at you, and she'd also like to put me into her musebox, whatever that may be.

( I don't know but I definitely hope more people show up. I absolutely love this game! )

[silverwizard]

[ A slight sigh passed from his lips once Aaliyah inched closer. If it wasn't the amazon invading his personal space, it's her. Although, he doesn't truly mind much. Augustus simply liked to fuss. ] Turning individuals into amphibians is reckless within itself and could prove dangerous.

[ Though, he sometimes wished he could use such a skill in order to keep the dwarf and fighter in line. That would be a nifty trick. ]

A musebox? Ah, I've heard such a word uttered from my mun before. Surely it means nothing good on our behalf.

[buxombeauty]

[ aw, c'mon now! don't be like that, augustus. she sticks close to him, not only because she knows it bothers him, but also because she doesn't know where exactly she is and it's nice to have somebody she knows beside her. ] But I know what I'm doing, and you must admit, that it's gotten us out of some sticky situations. [ gently bonks him on the head with the tip of her staff for emphasis. ]

Mm. I don't know how I feel about it yet, but I will be nice to stretch my legs. [ she finally peels herself off him, her smile broadening as she draws her staff against her breasts. ] It'll be interesting, I'm sure. Does your Mun have any plans for you?

[silverwizard]

Fair enough but you're just as mischievous as the rest of our company. [ He replied with a slight roll of his eyes. Of course he knew that Aaliyah means well, but he's not in the best of moods. ]

She has nothing planned for me so far. This could be both a blessing and a curse, but she did speak of sending me off to that "brothel" place.

[ When Aaliyah brought her staff towards her ample chest, Augustus' gaze soon followed. He stared at her lovely breasts briefly before turning away with a slight cough.

'Look at her eyes, you fool.' He thought to himself before answering her. ]

I fear that the amazon is being held captive there.

[buxombeauty]

Of course I am. [ perhaps like he'd suggested earlier they could find a tavern and procure themselves some mead. she's sure that'd settle his nerves in a jiffy. ] mm. It can be. It can get pretty dull in these headspaces, but I've heard both good and bad things about these games... [ she toys with her staff. ]

Excuse me! Brothel--! [ her grip tightens on the staff as she tries to keep from looking too appauled. she'd not pegged him for that sort of man. the dwarf, yes, the fighter, maybe, ... ]

Wait, what? She's been captured and taken to a Brothel? [ blinks, looking a little more than skeptical. ] But she's such a strong woman. I wonder how they were able to subdue her. It couldn't have been an easy feat... [ she's far too busy overanalyzing the situation to realizing he's oogling her chest. ] Let's go find her, we've no time to waste.

We have it, yes. <3 I play it from time to time. :3

[derpir]

Augustus...

*He gives a polite nod.*

...There's enough magic in there to trap hundreds of thousands of people there. Possibly more. And enough ventilation ducts to drug them all. Aphrodisiacs.

Technically, I haven't escaped from there, myself. (Being a muse sure is complicated sometimes.)

Yay! We should play together~

[silverwizard]

Magic and aphrodisiacs?

[ He gave Lance a skeptical glance. The wizard clearly isn't liking the sound of this. It would seem that his companion is in grave danger. ]

Ah, what a dangerous combination. I must make haste to this establishment but I shudder at the thought of being trapped there myself.

[silverwizard]

[ The wizard huffed in middle annoyance once the theatrics began. Honestly, what kind of man did the sorceress take him for? He's no where as lewd or crude as the dwarf and he's far more well-mannered than the fighter.

A wordless grumble left his lips. ]

Yes, a brothel. Believe me when I say I harbor no desire to visit there but apparently they subdued our dear friend using "magic". [ He shook his head slowly. ] Hence the truth behind her capture and why we must venture there together.

[ HEY! HE WASN'T OGLING HER CHEST-- ]

Yes, let us go! The faster the better. We have time for such foolishness, not when the ancient dragon's rebirth draws ever nearer.

I'm not sure how to play online. XD;

[derpir]

...The secret is your mun. Your mun has the power to place you there or remove you. So if you're trapped there, then that is your mun's doing - but the fourth wall doesn't exist there. You'll only be aware that you can't leave.

{My PSN handle is SivHeidrun, though. :3 If that helps?}}

[buxombeauty]

[ a man. just a man. and of course she knows that he's no where near as bad as the dwarf or the fighter. oh goodness no! it's why she'll hang around him most, if not all, of the time. she prefers his company to the rest, and not simply because they both study magic. ] I didn't mean it like that, ... [ trailing off she lets out a sigh of her own. ]

"Magic". [ scoffs. ] I bet it was her Mun. [ she crinkles her nose as, quickly, she fetches a book from in between her bountiful bosom. ] Do tell me you've reconsidered my curse, Augustus. [ IF HE WASN'T BEFORE, THEN HE SO WAS JUST THEN. ]

I know, I know, time is of the essence, but these places are dangerous and being cautious is imperative. If we're to become trapped in one of these games, then who will prevent the dragon's rebirth? Nobody. [ it's like a catch twenty-two. ] Lead the way.