guess who's a loser this year again?

[babyfaces]

Feh. You think I should be excited for my birthday? I'd be more excited if my present wasn't being signed up to be tortured for the rest of August and all of fucking September. Don't be so excited about it either, you sick sadist.

...And what the hell is this about a birthday skeleton?

[this is a birthday skeleton]

...

I swear if I see any skeletons tonight...

[ooc: spoilers are fine with me, just mark in the header]

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[cutdown]

...There will not be skeletons. [ Even if she probably won't be able to do anything about the torture... ]

[babyfaces]

There better not be. What the hell do skeletons and birthdays even have in common? What a load of shit.

[shrimpy]

Hm. Hm. I have never cooked for you before, Kuzuryuu-kun. What type of birthday cake would you desire?

[princesspool]

Happy birthday, Kuzuryuu-san!

Think of it this way... there's a skeleton in all of us!

[babyfaces]

[Oh...a cake...]

I don't need a cake.

[babyfaces]

[There's a skeleton within us all oh yeah that is a very pleasant thought.]

That doesn't really make me feel better, but good to know.

[shrimpy]

You can't celebrate a birthday without a cake!

[princesspool]

Well, if you see any skeletons, that's just another person coming to wish you a happy birthday! You'll become 'totes' popular!

[this is how sonia.... helps...]

[babyfaces]

Skeletons aren't people, you idiot! And skeletons aren't supposed to even talk!

[babyfaces]

You'll probably do something weird to the cake, like put fireworks on it, so no thanks.

[princesspool]

But technically I'm a skeleton! It just happens to be surrounded by flesh and blood!

[babyfaces]

You aren't a skeleton, you're a human. Stop trying to inject your fucked up logic into this! I have a skeleton in me too, you don't see me going around wearing hats and scaring kids!

[This is why he doesn't talk to his classmates, they're all weirdos.]

[princesspool]

Well, I don't think you could scare many children anyway, what with that adorable face... Unless it was a particularly scary hat.

[well you know who your next hit is boy]

[babyfaces]

A-Adorable!?

[Oh no you hit the insecurity button Sonia.]

I'm not fucking "adorable"! What the hell is so adorable about me?! Fuck off!

[princesspool]

Do you want me to tell you what's so adorable, or to fuck off?

[babyfaces]

There's nothing adorable about me!

[princesspool]

...

Then I'm very sorry, Kuzuryuu-san. I'll make up this discretion by getting you a proper birthday present!

[shrimpy]

Eh? Why don't you trust me?

[babyfaces]

Oh? [Huh...he wasn't expecting an apology of all things. Well Sonia is a nice person.] Like what?

[babyfaces]

Because you're a perverse bastard and have a huge ego.

[And you hit on his best friend and look up her skirt, that ain't right man.]

[princesspool]

I'll get you a scary hat!

[so close...]

[babyfaces]

I don't need any scary hats. Besides, the only hat I wear is my fedora.

[princesspool]

How about a scary mask?

Oooh, you can have my limited edition Jason mask! It has sprinkles of fake blood all over!

[shrimpy]

[those are good reasons]

Y-You're so cruel, Kuzuryuu-kun. I just wanted to help you.

[babyfaces]

...Who the hell is Jason?

[He isn't into foreign horror movies Sonia, you got to school him on this.]

[babyfaces]

[SIGH.]

Fine, but it better be just a cake and nothing else. If it is, I won't forgive you.

[cutdown]

Perhaps the skeleton's presence is a reminder that death is imminent for all of us, and birthdays only bring that closer.

[ Wow, so positive... So reassuring... ]

[princesspool]

[KUZURYUU NO]

You've never heard of Jason?!

His legacy was created with the first movie, Friday The 13th! Young hooligans were slaughtered left and right at Camp Crystal Lake by a tall monstrous man welding a hockey mask and a machete! However it turned out the real killer was his mother! Her son had drowned when the camp leaders ignored him and instead engaged in sex! So she decided to seek her revenge in blood!

In the sequels, Jason was reanimated from the dead to continue his mother's bloodlust...

[SHE'S NOT GOING TO SHUT UP.]

[babyfaces]

[The face he is making right now.

The face of absolutely horror. Holy shit who would ever watch this.]

Ok, ok, that's enough I don't want to hear anymore!

[babyfaces]

O...Oh, I see.

[He grimaces. That's...so nice...]

Well I'm glad my birthday celebrates a year closer to death.

[cutdown]

Glad? ...Well, I suppose it is a good sign to know you have lived for this long.

[lullabytes]

...What sort of present would you pick?

[babyfaces]

[That was sarcasm Peko...whatever...]

I plan to live many more years too.

[babyfaces]

What sort? [He frowns in thought.] Something simple? I don't really need anything.

[cutdown]

[ What is humor tho ]

That is assured. [ She'll make it so!! ]

[lullabytes]

"Not a skeleton", though...

...

...

Maybe a game?

[ everyone likes games. ]

[babyfaces]

Yes, no skeletons. [Please.] I don't really play video games though.