on savetheearth plans, maaaaybe some manga spoilers in the comments

[hungryhunter]

So...I'd really appreciate it if you could rethink some of your plans, maybe? I'd rather not embarrass myself that much.

[Pause.]

I do still want to get to eat all kinds of new foods, though. Let's keep that part.

Comments

[honestguy]

You planning to go on some kind of world food-tasting trip?

[hungryhunter]

People do that?!

for the sake of things let's say he's ste'versed too

[honestguy]

Yeah, sure. On TV and stuff. You know, like on the Travel Channel and the Food Network...?

[ Chill out Sasha, it's just food. ]

alriiiiight

[hungryhunter]

I need to get one of those jobs.

[Just food? JUST FOOD?!]

[honestguy]

Okay, start a web series. Get popular. See if they'll hire you.

Or, oh!! Maybe you can audition for Chopped.

[ Is he making fun of her or not I can't tell. ]

[elarmintary]

Please be careful. I've read that if you're used to a limited diet and quickly introduce new foods to your body, it can be bad for you.

[humanityswrath]

Just as long as you don't go stealing half a pig again...

[hungryhunter]

Do you think I could get popular for cooking while I play the trumpet?

[She deserves being made fun of.]

[hungryhunter]

I'm not too worried.

[Do you doubt her stomach?!]

[threeyesandmovingtattoos]

You should eat at Big Rico's pizza, the strange lights above the Arby's are angry again. And eating at Rico's weekly is mandatory.

[elarmintary]

[ yes ]

Just... Try to take it slow? What's the use of trying new foods if they make you ill? If anything, that might put you off trying new things entirely. [ right?? right????? ]

[hungryhunter]

...

Do I know you?

[Not used to Eren being a girl w h o o p s.]

[hungryhunter]

The lights are angry?

[threeyesandmovingtattoos]

They are probably aliens. They hover 100 feet above the Arby's at all times, and have for many years.

[humanityswrath]

[Yeah, she's kind of expecting that. She certainly sighs like it, at least.]

Sort of, yeah. It's me, Eren.

[hungryhunter]

...Why don't you tell me more about this pizza place.

[hungryhunter]

Wait, what?! Seriously?

[hungryhunter]

The way things work there, I don't think I'll have to worry too much.

[threeyesandmovingtattoos]

No one does pizza like Big Rico's Pizza. No one. And eating there once a week is mandatory, so you'd better get on that! I like the pepperoni best, but the cotton candy pizza is almost as good and less likely to be infested with screaming alien worms.

[elarmintary]

Oh, true. I guess we'll be living off a slightly better diet. The dollar menu at McDonald's will be like a luxury.





........................................... Don't spend all your money on the dollar menu at McDonalds. Please have higher aspirations than that.

[hungryhunter]

McDonalds is not the only restaurant in town.

[This is a world of $5 pizzas and footlong subs, too.]

[hungryhunter]

You know, I think I might chance the Arby's instead.

[humanityswrath]

Yeah, I know. The mangaka draws one sketch of you as a girl, and suddenly it's all over the damn place. So yeah, here I am.

[hungryhunter]

You don't look too bad as a girl, actually.

[wirsinddiejager]

If the worst plans your mun has for you only involve embarrassment, you should consider yourself lucky.