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[unreliably]

Well at least you've finally done something right. Don't care for the name, but right now? Beggars can't be choosers.

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i gave in, have a wee alan wake. it can be a younger version of a d-bag party

[penandpranks]

Yeah, like you're one to talk.

[coldsteelblue]

Actually, I'd say it fits like a glove.

woot woot

[unreliably]

Do I know you?

[unreliably]

I gave you the information, and you already knew that the bite doesn't always take. You can't blame me for that.

[coldsteelblue]

Someone's feeling pretty guilty. I was actually speaking in general.

[unreliably]

[Peter feeling guilty. Now that's a laugh.]

And that's why you always come to me with your problems?

[coldsteelblue]

...So maybe you're not completely unreliable? And I don't always come to you. I ask Laura occasionally, too...

[unreliably]

Except I'm your cool uncle so you come to me way more. [Don't lie. He knows it.]

[coldsteelblue]

Cool's not exactly a word I'd associate with you. I just feel bad for you since the only friend you have is a fifteen year old. [No way he's going to admit okay, yeah, Peter is pretty cool.]

[unreliably]

Look, we're family. Friends or whatever else, that always comes first. Always. You're my blood and my pack, and for snot nosed kid, you're not so bad. [Peter's seal of approval.]

[coldsteelblue]

I know that, I do. Also, you forgot that I'm awesome. [He adds with a grin.]

That mean you're denying the fact I'm your only friend?

[unreliably]

You're such a dork. [He rolls his eyes.]

No, I'm saying I will always put our pack ahead of anyone else.

[coldsteelblue]

Come on, just say the words. An awesome dork.

Okay, fair enough. I'll take what I can get.

[unreliably]

If you think so, kid. [Rolling his eyes.]

Just so you know, and remember that.

[coldsteelblue]

[A slight scowl.] I'm fifteen, not ten. Enough with the kid crap.

How could I forget? My mom reminds me daily.

[unreliably]

And you're still younger than me.

[coldsteelblue]

Only because you're old as dirt. And I'll be considered an adult in three years, that's not that far away.

[unreliably]

And you'll still always be the one coming to me for help.

[coldsteelblue]

Pfft! Not if you're still full of yourself.

[unreliably]

It's not full of yourself if you're right.

[coldsteelblue]

You could at least humble yourself about it.

last time i played teen Alan, he was trolling people with glitter dildos so

[penandpranks]

Nope. But I hear you're the false shepard type.

[unreliably]

Why? I'm the one with all the werewolf know how. You're just the punk I so graciously school about his own kind.

haha

[unreliably]

Funny. Wolves tend to eat sheep, not lead them.

[coldsteelblue]

Only because you've been told. Not like you're doing it because you want to.