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[snidepiper]

Your plans, your choices, all the things that amuse you.

I mildly disapprove, but I know that's not going to stop you.

I'm resigned to my terrible fate of late night movies in another universe and association with every ginger, cop and crazy you can push me at. Getting a full time job? Horrors.

Look, in all seriousness. Evan's not there, okay? You can't torture me for real, and that friend of yours who's "a Rogue fangirl all the way double rainbow damn what does this mean", (your words, not mine), hasn't even mentioned his name.

So, no, I'm not worried. Pass the remote.

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[entertaining]

I enjoy late night movies.

[snidepiper]

You also fit two of my association bingo categories.

It must be your lucky day.

[entertaining]

[A BEAT] You are insulting me.

[snidepiper]

Well, yeah, but glass houses. ...Sorry.

[this guy... this guy may not understand] Some people do that for fun, you know.

[entertaining]

Ah. Yes, there is such a wide variety of entertainment here. [RUBBING HIS CHIN THOUGHTFULLY there are no hard feelings apparently] I prefer television and bloodsport. And sex.

[steed]

[Donkey heard something about a piper, he's just concerned.]

...do you want me to start looking at mirror master's canon

[hueisthisguy]

Did someone say rainbow? Colour me curious.

LMAO SCREAAAA baby do who you want to do ;o; I love them all

[snidepiper]

The short version is that the internet is a dangerous place and you should leave it immediately.

The long version is that this is your theme song, Roy.

[snidepiper]

That'd be me. [aww it's a donkey] Sorry, I'm fresh out of carrots.

[steed]

[MIND-READER???]

The hell would I want carrots for?

[snidepiper]

[UH] That's--definitely useful information to know.

Where are you from, again?

SOBS I should just get DC to get me to write a Rogues title, that'd totally work

[hueisthisguy]

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Here I thought the one by the Muppets was the worst theme they could give me. [ see also, keywords ]

[insufferablysmug]

You're calm about it all.

[entertaining]

Mojoworld. What of you?

[snidepiper]

Kansas...

Which suddenly sounds really boring in comparison.

[entertaining]

Kansas seems fascinating.

I enjoyed the Wizard of Oz.

[snidepiper]

[LMAO]

Uh, yeah. That wasn't a documentary, though. [pause] So is...Mojoworld magic?

[entertaining]

Of course, it's a musical. [Thoughtfully:] No more-so than your own. It was just named for the Spineless One who ruled it.

yessssss

[snidepiper]

So essentially your mun needs to make you the FST-from-hell. Don't let mine help, her taste in music is really, objectively terrible.

[snidepiper]

I can't change a thing getting upset, can I?

And she's really not that bad, I guess. Just a little enthusiastic. About you, too. She wants to know if you're getting an apartment with Shatterstar so you can quote "keep him from flipping cars onto supervillains for fun"

[snidepiper]

Okay, I'll bite. What's a Spineless One?

[hueisthisguy]

That must be frustrating for you.

[snidepiper]

I've done the frustrated artist thing. [although] I'm not as badly off as you are, Roy. And I know you're a good person.

[entertaining]

Are you familiar with Jabba the Hutt?

[hueisthisguy]

If you want to try to convince me to go straight, think again. I still have plenty of life left in me.

[snidepiper]

You know what they say about leading a horse...

Roy, either you'll come around on your own because I'm right about you, or you won't. We can still be friendly either way, right? It's not like I'm five-o.

[insufferablysmug]

That's a theory.

If Shatterstar shows up, he can stay at my place. But I've no plans to stop him flipping cars on people if he feels a need to do that.

[snidepiper]

That means you're both going to be doing it.

I'm taking the subway, then.

[insufferablysmug]

It's hardly going to be an every day event.

[ beat ]

No, actually, with Shatterstar it probably will be. Go ahead and take the Subway.

[snidepiper]

I'm gullible, but not that gullible.

[entertaining]

I- what? They are simply similar in appearance. And disposition.

[entertaining]

Absurd, I only weaponize cars on a weekly, perhaps bi-weekly basis.

[snidepiper]

And he's your king?

And I thought capitalism was bad.

[entertaining]

He is what you would consider a Network Executive.

You are not a fan of capitalism?

[snidepiper]

A Net--[a snort] Worse than I thought. You poor thing.

Hm? Oh... No. I'm a socialist. With rich parents. The typical kind.

[entertaining]

... Ah. I do not know much of your economic systems apart from what I've seen of them in movies and on TV.

[insufferablysmug]

Well then, there we are.

The streets are safe.

[entertaining]

I do make an effort.

[snidepiper]

It's okay, I won't preach.

[he's used to Wally's mildly conservative ass tuning him out anyway]

I'm definitely gonna see you there, right? In the City?

[entertaining]

That is the plan, though she fears she may take a month. She does so like to drag her feet.

[snidepiper]

You can't rush genius.