The 90s called they want their Supergirl back

[nottallerordead]

Are you serious about this? Because you haven't written up an application yet and I'm ready for some action now. I'm angel-ed out, suited up and ready to go, and you don't even have a place in mind. I'm kind of done with the whole "follow the flow" thing. Because we all know how well that went. [ To be fair, it was a Chaos flow, so you kinda get what you paid for ]

And you're positive the demonic ex isn't going to drop out of the rafters? You know how much he loves to ruin my day.

Fine, okay, I get it, I can't exactly put a gun to your head and tell you to write. But are you really going to say no to Supergirl?

Comments

[superissues]

That's a rhetorical question, right?

[nottallerordead]

Mostly. And it definitely wasn't aimed at you. Hi Kon.

[superissues]

I like to know where I stand with rhetoricals.

Hey, Kara. House-hunting?

This is Linda after Eden but before Kara

[angelswannawearmyredshoes]

How about...two Supergirls? Tu problema es mi problema, chica--and I mean that in the most literal sense possible.

[nottallerordead]

Something like that.

Kara... that was the name of that fire spirit thing. I thought I hallucinated that.

[superissues]

I've missed something again, haven't I.

deja vu!

[nottallerordead]

Ganging up. I like it. It'll either work twice as well or not at all.

[nottallerordead]

Uh. Maybe just a few choice memories? Flaming S in the sky? Supergirl presumed dead? Supergirl definitely not dead, or supposed to be taller, skinnier or bustier? Is this ringing any bells at all?

Oh, are you the Linda/Matrix from before? Yes! :)

[angelswannawearmyredshoes]

With two bullet-proof, telekinetic babes on the job, how could it not work, other-me?

Alas, there are only two of us. Clearly she is just an intimidating muse!!!

[nottallerordead]

Well, there's still the whole incorporeal voice-in-the-sky thing going on. But if we could just get past that little snaffu I'm sure the telekinesis will come in handy.

[superissues]

Not so much, but you said 'bustier' and now I'm intrigued.

[nottallerordead]

[ EXASPERATED SIGH ]

Even brainwashed you never change. Who's this Kara person?

It's up to us to spread the awesome that is Peter David Supergirl to the far reaches of the galaxy!

[angelswannawearmyredshoes]

Incorporeal-voice-in-the-sky? Holy--??! Don't tell me your Mun's...

[gestures frantically while attempting to find a suitable term]

--the god of place?!!

[superissues]

You know you wouldn't have me any other way.

You when you're being all Kryptonian. No?

From a DC/Marvel AU game where he was an original Teen Titan. And was sorta mentored by Superman.

[arach_nerd]

Your life confuses the hell out of me Linda.

[kryptoniteismykryptonite]

You have a demonic ex?

[throwing_stick]

How come I didn't hear about this?

[nottallerordead]

No. This has long since passed un-funny. Seriously, what's wrong with you? Superman's the only Kryptonian left, everyone knows that.

I will gladly accept this mission.

[nottallerordead]

She's no Wally, but I'm pretty sure she could pull me out of a hat if she wanted to.

[nottallerordead]

Yeah? Try living it sometime.

So what're you supposed to be?

[nottallerordead]

It's a long and truly unpleasant story.

[nottallerordead]

I'm going to take a totally wild guess and say it's because we've never met.

[throwing_stick]

Oh wait. Alternates and all of that, right. Shoulda known. Sorry.

[nottallerordead]

Probably a decent amount of time travel too. I'm told that's a thing. Don't worry about it.

[throwing_stick]

Yeah... Seems like a thing for everybody or something.