saw the new film and —

[weld]

No, kid. Just no.

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[congeals]

Something wrong, Logan?

[weld]

Just the usual b— crap, that's all. [ His life being his life. ] Don't worry about it.

[congeals]

[ All the skepticism. ]

If you say so.

[weld]

You wouldn't want to know, it's a hell of a mess.

[ Believe him, u lil shit. ]

[congeals]

Compared to what we usually go through? I doubt it could be much worse. Whatever it is, I can handle it.

[ You're not the boss of me!! ]

[weld]

[ Maybe he can introduce Bobby to Yukio and they'll sod off and then he'll have some goddamn peace and quiet. No offense, kiddo. At any rate, he holds up a hand and lets his claws out, the protrusion of bone instead of adamantium speaking for itself. A brow quirks. ]

Still sure about that?

[ Don't get messed up in his life, it leads to Unfortunate Things happening. ]

[congeals]

[ No offense taken, man. ]

Woah. What happened?

[weld]

Crazyass psychopath happened. I'm telling you, if it's not some over-powered jackass? It's a wannabe over-powered jackass.

[justonetouch]

No to what?

[weld]

Got you wondering, hasn't it? Broad spectrum of possibilities.

[ Mystical as shit, he knows. Or just pretty great at keeping his mouth shut. ]

Good, that means it's working.

[debts]

Trouble in paradise?

[justonetouch]

Very broad, and you're really not gonna tell me?

[congeals]

Who?

[arach_nerd]

Could've been worse. You could've decided that an eyepatch was some sort of impenetrable disguise during it.

[weld]

Nice try.

[ He's not willingly giving you kids the names of his enemies, psh. ]

[weld]

For your own good, no.

[weld]

Wouldn't exactly call any of this paradise, Red.

[weld]

I could've decided to dance the Macarena too, not really the point.

[arach_nerd]

See, the difference between those is that I'm pretty sure my universe's Logan actually decided that. The eyepatch thing, not the Macarena.

[weld]

What kind of idiot is he?

[arach_nerd]

...so many funny answers, not enough time to give them all.

[weld]

Knock yourself out, zentai. Please.

[debts]

What's the saying? Close, but no cigar?

[weld]

If you were any less of a lady I'd think you were rubbing the loss of the latter in.

[debts]

Now you're hurting my feelings.

[ —as if. ]

All that time abroad and you couldn't be bothered to perfect your Japanese?