[On getting changed into a Wendigo]

[badcampingtrip]

Look what you did to me! You told me that I'd be a part of a love story, not end up looking like I ought to be in a tank at a freak show!

Miss Mun, you lied to me.

My non-realistic blood is all over your hands. I hope you're happy.

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[opprobrium]

Bitch bitch moan, oh deal with it.

[badcampingtrip]

When it's your murder, we'll see how you deal with it. I was supposed to be for happiness, not terror.

[alostranger]

[He'll just growl to himself.] Imagine how I feel. I'm the one responsible.

[badcampingtrip]

Yes, Paul. Yes you are.

[opprobrium]

Pretty sure when it's my murder, there will be a party. I could care less as long as I go out in style.

[alostranger]

[he grits his teeth] I didn't ask, to find you I didn't! I...

I'm sorry.

[badcampingtrip]

Yeah, well there aren't any fuckin streamers here. So why don't you go find your party and have a little respect for the oh [she sarcastically checks the watch she doesn't have on.] all of ten minutes dead.

[badcampingtrip]

I don't have the room to sympathize with you right now. I love you, but I hope you understand that.

*is a horrible human being*

[opprobrium]

Hey, at least whoever your lover boy is didn't fuck your corpse. That's always optional if your still warm.

[badcampingtrip]

You're shit.

[opprobrium]

Something like that. [ Oh he's laughing his ass off.] Later babe.

[sempiternally]

Someone needs to call animal control and take care of this situation because all these human wolf-deer whatever creatures are clearly starting to become a problem.

Apparently so is the cannibalism.

[badcampingtrip]

Yeah, because that always works out so well. No, I've already been made to deal with it.

[sempiternally]

Next step is to call the professionals, you know, the guys who were trained to deal with this kind of shit.

There's a cure though right? One that has to work before you take a bite out of your first hamstring, or grow hair in places you never had to shave before, otherwise it's pointless once you give into those monstrous urges and fuck yourself over.

[badcampingtrip]

I twisted inside of ten minutes. And monster or not, I'm not eating people. She can't make me.

[alostranger]

[This is about her now.] ...We're together. No one can hurt us when we're together.

[alostranger]

[There's a very low growl]

Get away from her.

[badcampingtrip]

[Despite her anger, she'll lean against him anyway, wanting the comfort of his contact.]

They'd better not.

[sempiternally]

That's good, but you should still invest some time in looking for that silver bullet cause even if you can resist having your strings pulled by your mun, some part of that were-virus running in your body is going to try to pull harder.

At least that's how it plays out on film anyway.

[sempiternally]

[He raises an eyebrow. Okay then. Guy just growled at him.]

What? I'm not threatening to kill her or anything, we're just talking. Calm down. [Heel. Sit. Good boy.]

[alostranger]

[pleasant rumbling is go.] ...It's really bad isn't it.

[alostranger]

It's hard enough on her as it is, she doesn't need anyone making it worse!

[badcampingtrip]

I'll handle it. Just takes.... some getting used to.

[alostranger]

[He raises a delicate hand to her hair and lowers it. Afraid? Tentative?

All of the above.]

....It's not bad. And the forest is peaceful.

[badcampingtrip]

[Being against him had settled her anger and she sighs.]

As long as we're together.

[Cause, when we say she'll be there forever, we mean twice divorced and still coming after your paycheck, Forest Style, crazy lady.]

[alostranger]

[He kisses her hair instead.] .... I love you so much.

[badcampingtrip]

[pleased purring is a go.] I love you too.

[sempiternally]

I'm making it worse? [Ponders about what he'd just said to her.] Maybe, but I was just offering her some advice. You know, trying to help out someone on the brink of losing their grasp of humanity, or whatever.

Doubt she wants a guard dog following her around though. Maybe you should back off too.

[alostranger]

[his teeth bare, he twitches]

...Back. off.

[sempiternally]

He takes notice of the snarling, and although very strange, he stands his ground.]

Not unless she tells me to.

[badcampingtrip]

Boys...

[Her voice carried all the weight of someone who would step in between them if she had to, to stop an argument.]

[badcampingtrip]

This isn't exactly the movies. [Reggie sighs.]

But thanks for your concern.

[sempiternally]

No, it's nothing like a movie. For one, your story would've probably moved on by now. But, uh, you're welcome. Just trying to look out for the well-being of a fellow human being who hates cannibalism as much as I do.

[alostranger]

[He steps close to her but - does not back down.]

...You know this guy?

[badcampingtrip]

No, but he's not bothering me either. [She puts her hand on his chest.]

There's not a problem here.

[alostranger]

[He glares at him and presses against her shoulder. Glaring back at the newcomer, he clings to her with a desperate strength for a moment. Before whispering.]

I'm going to fix this.

[badcampingtrip]

You sound like you have something extra against it. Outside of normal 'you're not supposed to eat your own kind'.

[sempiternally]

That's because I do.

I wish I could say I've never had the opportunity of running into a pack of flesh eating undead people [Or a Wendigo *ahem Paul*] but I have, and that's something you never forget.