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[declining_rawr]

Oh great, first thing you do with me is that criminal meme. We all know how that goes Mun-chan. Let's find something better to do, like I don't know you forget all this and let me go back to Sternbild? I'm needed there.

[Blinks seeing a paper handed to him.] WHA? Come on! This can't be in my contract! We're not even in the city, and... What do you mean you loaned me from the company? Why not Bunny-chan? He's more people friendly after all.

... Because you didn't want another blond? Really? Makes it seem like I'm in a bad dating auction...

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[tsunderebunny]

Your mundane wasn't able to get a contract for me because I'm already out on a temporary assignment, Kotetsu-san. It's in a strange little town...actually, it might be your style. I just don't recommend it for you right now.

[fierybluebird]

Ask your mun what's wrong with blonds.

[Grumpy arm fold. By the way, he has the same voice as Bunny. Enjoy.]

[hart_or_hand]

Cheer up, man. It could be worse.

[sponsorigami]

... You have a contract with your mun?

[ Ivan doesn't have one. For the love of Japan, he should have gotten a contract with everything he's been through! ]

[misterbrief]

Your mun is absolutely positive they didn't pick up yet another blonde? [Vegeta, that's mean. You don't even know him.]

[selphie_t]

You know...

I think in your case, being blond might be a state of mind.

[notwhatitseems]

Did you not read everything that was on the contract?

Although, it wouldn't be surprising if you fail to remember all the details.

[Been there, done that with you humans]

[frozen_rose]

... No one told me these Muns were sponsors!

[Not that her Mun could afford to sponsor her ANYWAY, but still.]

[declining_rawr]

Really you think that would stop me? Someone has to keep an eye on you Bunny.

[Nununu mun doesn't think she can handle that one yet! Maybe with one of her other muses but don't even think of pouting at her.]

[declining_rawr]

Na na nothing wrong with them, she just has four in her head already, and all of them dangerous.

[fierybluebird]

Oh really? Sounds like she has interesting taste.

[declining_rawr]

Yeah... hardly doubt that.

[Aw don't break him yet Linds, I like this one]

[tsunderebunny]

That's hardly necessary. I don't need someone checking in on me all the time, you know.

[declining_rawr]

Don't you Origami?

[Though he didn't read the fine print. He probably should have but hey, Mun's not going to tell him it's a fake contract.]

[declining_rawr]

Absolutely.

[Nope just greying]

Hey! I do not have grey hairs!

[declining_rawr]

Ow, come on I'm not that bad.

And that last building was getting demolished anyway!

[declining_rawr]

hm...

[Of course he didn't! That would be sensible!]

[declining_rawr]

You'd think they'd make it more clear.

[Like he read it completely. It's forced on him just like Barnaby was, only he's probably going to end up hating this]

[declining_rawr]

And what fun would you have without me really?

[misterbrief]

Really? Then explain to me what that is? [He points. It's right there, he swears.]

[declining_rawr]

I think she has good taste to want me around.

[notwhatitseems]

[Siiiighs. Humans]

I assume that's a no?

How unfortunate, but you brought this onto yourself.

[hart_or_hand]

The best thing you can do is be as boring as possible. Then she'll leave you alone to bother someone more interesting.

[declining_rawr]

...

Paint obviously.

[nope a grey hair caused but the kids]

[tsunderebunny]

It doesn't matter. Life is much quieter, and its easier to think.

[He's retired, mostly. He's just using 'temporary assignment' as a convenient excuse.]