( on all those reserves and needing a parental figure ??? )

[studmuffin]

Yo,

I get it, you're excited. I mean it's pretty obvious with how you're literally splitting your face with that creepy grin - NO WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE CLOWNS, GOD. They're in the future, far far in the future. [ Sigh. ] All I'm saying is that maybe just because everyone else is about to show up, it doesn't mean that dad is going to too.

I don't ... I miss him. But I don't want him getting hurt and you know the City would. It's a bad idea. You're a bad idea. Stop that.

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[affectioning]

[ No, you're a bad idea, Stiles. Sorry, he missed his childhood for a second. Sometimes it feels like he isn't having one what with the mayhem, kidnappings, sacrificing... ]

If he got hurt, we'd help him. And we'd make sure he didn't get hurt in the first place. I'm starting to think the City is safer than Beacon Hills. [ A sigh. ] Ask me that again after the first few weeks of curses.

[ but, buddy... ]

I miss my mom, too. Can I do anything?

[studmuffin]

[ Your face is a bad idea Mr. Uneven Jaw. ]

But the curses. [ :( ] I can deal. I have been dealing. Dad would ... he'd flip right? It's not good for his heart.

[aptitude]

That's nice. But you know, he'll probably get hurt whether he comes for you or not. Why protest what could be your last chance of seeing him for a long, long time?

[affectioning]

[ Get over the uneven jaw. Also, for that swapping thing, would Stiles like Scott's uneven jaw? Random thought. Anything can change. Randomness. ]

He wouldn't flip. He'd deal, too. [ And he'd finally learn everything. ] I promise not to faint if we have to convince him I'm a werewolf.

[affectioning]

[ WHO WOULD SAY THAT. What's your damage, Heather? ]

He won't get hurt.

[studmuffin]

Wow. Wow. Nobody asked you for your ominous input dude. Don't you have clocks to fix or something?

[ >| NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO HIS DAD, OK? ]

[aptitude]

I said probably. Feel free to be the optimist.

[affectioning]

Thanks for the permission. [ GET OUT. YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE. ] Telling him that won't help him. It'll make him worry more than he already is.

[aptitude]

[ YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. :))) ]

Not at the moment. [ Don't push your luck, Stiles, you're lucky you're unremarkable. ] Pardon me, it sounded like you wanted to talk it out. You said it yourself, it's a bad idea.

[studmuffin]

[ HE'D WAKE UP SCREAMING. let's do it. ]

Ha. I just - I mean okay it'd be awesome for him to be there and I could totally stop dreaming about him dying a death when I'm not home but there's y'know ... [ Derek. ] Stuff. And things have been weird enough for us already.

[aptitude]

Then he'll be even more worried. Outright panic's where you should be drawing that line.

[ HE GOES WHERE HE WANTS, U LIL SHIT. ]

I don't believe I was addressing you, in all honesty this interruption's coming off a little rude.

[crossformingraccoondog]

I miss my dad too, but that's nothing I can do anything about. Anyway, what's that about clowns?

[studmuffin]

[ He's just going to go and cry in Jim Kirk's perfect hair. ]

It's not my last chance for anything. Especially not with my dad. Okay?

[affectioning]

[ YOU'RE TOO PSYCHO TO FUNCTION. ]

This interruption is rude? You're telling him that either way his dad's going to get hurt and then you implied he might die.

Nobody here is surprised at how you're acting. [ but experiencing it in person is not winning Sylar any points. where is Spock Quinto? ] Don't you have other people to bother?

[affectioning]

[ WE SHALL SEE ]

Stuff that your dad wouldn't be able to stop. And you're my best friend. When you get around to telling me - even though it'll be really weird - I'll be fine. I want my best friend to be happy. You guys spent months together without anyone. Lived together.

I'm going to notice sooner or later. [ SMELL. ]

[studmuffin]

Uh. We're getting a clown invasion. Pretty uncool.

[aptitude]

You're stuck somewhere he can't find you unless he falls into that city face-first with no knowledge of how he got there. He isn't even going to know anything's happened to you until he does. If he does, sorry. Semantics.

[ Kirk's perfect hair can't save you now. Maybe Claire will come and whine Sylar away, she's good at that. ]

All I'm saying is that it's natural you'd want him trapped alongside you. It's a stressful situation. Friends and family can help with that.

[studmuffin]

There's nothing to tell. [ WILD PANIC. ] Like there is literally nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch. I have a self-fulfilling prophecy to die a virgin.

[ Besides Derek is weird, so. ]

[aptitude]

How I'm 'acting'? I wasn't aware that pointing out the obvious was considered rude so much as common sense.

[ Gosh, he isn't even intending to attack. :( Breaking his heart here. ]

[crossformingraccoondog]

I think clowns look sort of interesting. Is it a human thing to think they're not?

[affectioning]

You and I both know we prevented that and the darach moved on. I don't know how I suddenly know but I know. And I don't care. We have other things to worry about.

Also, everything with the clinic is really real because Penny okay'd my taking over the shelter.

[studmuffin]

I don't want him there.

[ Fuck, but he kind of does. It's catch-22, the need to keep his dad safe and also the small part of him that's still a dumb, dependant kid. ] Who would want there dad to be stuck dealing with zombies? Or ghouls? Or a freaking mass army of unholy soldiers? He'd want to get involved in everything, he'd want to save everyone. The minute he got there and he'd end up getting hurt.

[studmuffin]

Oh hey cool. Look at you, becoming an upstanding member of the community.

[affectioning]

You're being insensitive. His dad's fine.

[ Totally not fine. Totally taken by an ancient druid evil English teacher, don't tell Stiles! Herego: lie. ]

[affectioning]

You need a job.