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A year-long entr'acte is enough, don'tcha think? The crazy crime clown is rested, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

Now all I need is an audience. Without an audience around to drive crazy, what's the point in being crazy? I'd just be some old kook screaming at an empty house and that's no fun at all.

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On the contrary, I'd rather you were more selfish.

Madness is not a thing for others! It is a thing for oneself!

Alas, it is in my nature to give. My adoring public is out there somewhere and they need me.

If you have something in abundance you share it with the townspeople. That's just good manners.

You sound very convinced of your appeal, for someone who isn't sure of the precise location of his audience.

I'm not sure your act will go over well with the critics.

Everyone already contains madness. It needs only wake up!

Bah, critics.

Those philistines never seem to get the joke.

There's a difference between getting the joke and thinking it's funny.

Don't tell me -- you disagree.

A good show has a way of waking folks up.

Not at all. My favorite critic gets the gag but just won't laugh.

I'll change that, though. It's important to have ambition as an artist, you know?

Ke-ke-ke... Only if it is a horror show!

Hmm. It's possible that youre contradicting yourself... either the critic's opinion matters or it doesn't.

I don't doubt your ambition. [That's unfortunate.] I have to admit, it makes me curious about what you might have up your sleeve.

Murder on you crazy, crazy clown.

You'll have to wait and see, Sonny Jim, just like everyone else. The Joker doesn't give previews.

Or a well performed comedy.

Well, I would hate to disappoint my fans....

I'm not a very patient man.

In any case, I don't think you would want me in your audience.

I can't tell the difference unless I look very hard! Hah-hahahahaha!

Well then learn patience, for Pete's sake.

What I do is art, baby, it's worth waiting for.

In my opinion, the best critics are artists themselves.

Still, I'm set in my ways. It's unlikely that I'll learn much patience at my age.

And I'm your biggest fan!

Well, biggest fan after Harley because I don't touch myself to the thought of your murders...

...often.

Eh? Don't be daft. Your "age", honestly. You're...what? Twelve?

I'm being daft? I have to admit it--you are funny.

You should be able to tell that I'm at least sixteen.

Edited 2013-08-01 20:21 (UTC)

Yes, that dizzy skirt is quite attached. What can I say? Guess I'm a charmer.

Well, I was just trying to be flattering.

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