dear_mun | voice testing, searching for somewhere OC friendly

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No offence, Mun, but.. wait, it's Mun, right?

Yeah, yeah, okay. Gonna keep that in mind. Anyway, no offence, Mun, but aren't you forgettin' to look before you leap? I mean, you just made the journal, got the icons, now you're puttin' out there for all th'world to see? I know I'm not the boss'a you or anything, but I think you might wanna ease up on the throttle there. Take some time to really think this through, y'know?

I-in fact, why even go through with this to begin with. I can see you got plenty of company up here already, and a big guy like me's probably just gonna take up more space. Plus, I still have, y'know, duties to attend to back home. Work to do, quotas to fill, you know how it is. In fact, you seem like a pretty busy guy yourself, so why bother having me around if I'm just gonna take up time in your schedule like that. If I were you, I'd just delete the journal, let me out, and call it a day.

I mean, if that's alright with you.

[...]

Oh. Okay, then.

[Le sigh]

Well, it was worth a shot, right?

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[ Charity crouches down and looks at the little trubbish.

He's.

So.

Fucking.

Adorable. ]

What's up, little guy? Are you lost?

Well, I'm not really lost as much as I'm between realms. Y'know, goin' through some transitions here. I mean, this is kind of a big move, it's gonna take some getting used to...

[Wait just a Cottonee-pickin' minute here.]

You can understand me?!

[It's really hard to tell if he's awed or terrified. Maybe a little of both.]

[ Charity nods. ]

It's all that exposure I get in the Multiverse, I guess. I can even understand dogs now if I listen closely. It's kinda weird.

[Okay there were some words that he didn't really understand in there, like 'Multiverse' and 'dogs', but he's too elated to actually care.]

Well, yeah, sure, that'll happen.

[He gives a wide grin, displaying a mouth full of curved green glass shards.]

But really. I'm talking to a real live human! This is... this is a big first, is what I'm trying to get across. I mean, yeah, most'a the guys at the commission usually get the gist of it, but you, I'm actually having a conversation with you! Are you seeing the back and forth that's going on here?!

[ He's...actually really dangerous? Oh that's adorable! Charity and her odd affections think this guy is just adorable. He's like trash with cuteness. And Charity has never minded being around trash....so long as the non-animated ones are put away, what's the harm? ]

You bet your beepers. [ She smiles wryly. ] You're freakin' cute, you know that. Just look at those teeth. You must take really good care of yourself.

Aww, what, these?

[He smiles again, giving her another look at his chompers. On closer inspection, there might actually be a couple syringes in there.]

Picked 'em out myself, y'know. Had a heck of a time digging them up, too.

[ Ooooh. Those look badass. ]

You did a good job picking them out. They look really nice.

[~~Too bad the rest doesn't compare.~~]

Thanks! I figure if it's gonna be a part of me, it might as well be top-notch, right?

[He pauses, then clears his throat, inciting a chorus of glass tinkles and unwholesome squishes from somewhere in his gut.]

So... cute, you said? That's, uh... that's a new one. I mean, I've been called a lotta things, but cute? Me?

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[ she nods. ] Really? You're just adorable! You're all unique and quirky and I like how your teeth glint light when you smile.

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Well, gee... thanks. Guess that's another big first, huh?

I figured most people were, y'know, a little too put off by the smell and such.

Oh, I have no sense of smell. I lost it when I was a kid. [ She pokes the little tuffs on his head. Hey is that mulch? Niiiiice. ]

You could always try

smashacademy. They've quite a few Pokémon and trainers. I train one myself. A Charizard.

...you're not a species I'm familiar with. Assuming you're not from Kanto or Johto.

[With a little bit of coffee grounds thrown in for extra measure, yeah. He jerks back a little from the contact.]

That the truth? Must be a real drag. Yeah, you don't gotta smell stuff like me, but it's sorta sad to think of all you're missin' out on.

Me, I never really a schnozz to begin with.

[He gingerly taps the spot on his face where a nose would be, if he had one. Thank Arceus for small miracles.]

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[ Oh...that's just...so damn cute WHEN WILL THIS GUY STOP BEING CUTE? ]

I've never really thought much about smells. [ ...Charity, you don't think much about any senses. ] I just don't have it, so why think on it, y'know? I still got my sense of taste, so I'm pretty chill with it.

Well, that's really the problem here. I figure I got a good thing going back home, so this whole game business doesn't sound all that appealing.

[His tufts twitch a little bit at that last comment. He hasn't seen anything like you before either, terrifying wolfman.]

Me? Well, I'm just a humble old Garbodor, living out over Unova way. You should take a visit sometime. I hear the countryside's beautiful in spring.

Yeah, guess it's one'a those things you just don't think about. Y'know, like breathing.

[A long, awkward pause.]

I'm Gershel, by the way. At least, that's what everyone else calls me, so it might as well be my name anyway, right?

I see. I was the same at first, but there are benefits to being in a game that you may not have considered. Meeting folk from all different sorts of places, times and universes has it's perks. Of course, a great many people are twits and you might find yourself growing weary of their presence after a time, but that shouldn't be your experience with everyone.

[Terrifying? Aw. And he's doing his best to keep his teeth covered as he talks and everything.]

I intend on it. Can't very well get the Badges from there if I don't travel the place.

Okay, yeah, I can see where you're coming from here. But, see, I get enough of that already back home. Castelia's a real big place, y'know. It's, uh.. what's the word? Cosmopolitan? Yeah, that's it. Plus I'm not as likely to kick the bucket if I don't play my cards right. I've heard some stories.

[But he is also a huge beefy monster man, and Gershel could be reasonably intimidated by a crippled Bidoof.]

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Cosmopolitan, eh? Not really my cup of tea - prefer the wood and wilderness myself but each to their own, eh? Good news is no-one's died at the academy for quite some time. You'd be fairly safe. Most likely. You could even join the staff there on the custodial team. My guess is you've a taste for rubbish?

...and when was the last time you chatted to a Werewolf in Castelia?

Oh yeah, yeah. Can't get enough'a the stuff. Used to.. I mean I still work at the Sanitation Comission back home. Real good, honest work. Free food doesn't hurt too bad, either. Figure janitor work wouldn't be too different.

[Also, the fact that the 'good news' is that almost nobody has died there isn't exactly reassuring.]

Werewolf, huh? Yeah, I was startin' to wonder why I haven't seen a guy like you around. Thought you were looking a little Lucario-ish there.

Well, the Academy and the city it's in is sort of an interdimensional nexus. So, there are folk from all over space and time and that means there's rubbish there from all over space and time. Frankly, though I'd never thought about it prior to this conversation, it would probably be something akin to a trash connoisseur's paradise.

[We had a spate of murders a while back. But we got better...?]

Lucario, I'm familiar with. Fighting and Steel type. Aura manipulation abilities. Similar to me in a few ways though I've yet to actually meet one. Just... read about them in books.

..You make a convincing offer.

[No murders is better than any murders at all.]

Oh yeah, I've seen a couple passing through the city now and again. Caught one of 'em hucking a Snorlax into the bay once. Real nasty stuff.

I'm not known for doing anything by halves.

A Snorlax, eh? Mun has one of those in his headspace here who goes to the Academy too. And there's a Harbor in town. You may have just given me an idea. But don't worry I'll make sure you get no public credit...

[He'd probably be more helpful and do less staring if he could figure out if you're an ooze monster or a pile of enchanted trash or a construct of some sort. Maybe all three.

Oh right, words.]

Ah. Caution is a necessity. I am not... erm, sure that Mundanes understand that.

[Cue more staring. He's pretty sure you're a terrible ooze just waiting to strike, as oozes tend to do.]

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[2/2] Also, Gershel's actually a Garbodor, but the mistake's understandable.

he's so damn cute. and you DID NOT just pun on Cottonee...oh god you did, pfft

I feel dirty just for having typed that

and you're on a garbodor account. i c wat u did ther

oh god i didn't even mean that one what is happening

give a larbage, love the garbage.

I don't think I can love it any more than I already do

They clean up littering. oh my god.

he is a civil servant and proud of it

we had Garbodors for realzies, we'd have less trash problems. nuff said.

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we need more Garbodors period. the world would be a much better place

Pokemon spokesperson for environmentalists!

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