I was just voicetesting when suddenly

[moonspeech]

Hold it right there!

[First, there's silence... then a silhouette... then some background music.]

A girl's strength lies in the power of love, within her own heart and through the support of the friends that love her in return! They're not just her social circle and shopping buddies, but a part of who she is at her very core!

Picking up a character with the intent of separating a girl from those she holds most dear is the worst! And taking her from before she even meets those friends so you can write less on the history section is the laziest!

I won't forgive you!

I am the beautiful, sailor-suited soldier of Love and Justice, SAILOR MOON!

In the name of the moon, I will punish you!

Comments

[badgeflashing]

... That's, uh, one pretty impressive introduction...

(Maya would've been all over this.)

[moonspeech]

[Hands on hips, confident and smiling and heroic as ever.]

Thank you! The most important part of any battle is the first impression!

[stayfluffy]

You mun did all that? [Hands clasped in front of her chest, optics wide. That there is a wibble.]

That's terrible!

[maybenextyear]

Please kindly do not speak for the moon.

[moonspeech]

I know! It's totally unforgivable!

[moonspeech]

W-what?! I - I totally have every right to speak for the moon!

[stayfluffy]

It's just as bad as taking you from your family! Unless they're friend-family and then it's even worse!

[maybenextyear]

As a citizen of the moon, I disagree.

[moonspeech]

They are! The senshi and I have been through everything together! I can't even imagine being stuck somewhere without them!

[stayfluffy]

Senshi...

[3...

2...

1...

Ding! Realization!]

Ohmigoshyou'reSailorMoon!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

You know Princess Luna?

[evocalize]

[There's always one random guy listening to random speeches right? Minato is that guy today and he looks like he's torn between groaning and doing a facepalm.]

...it's too early in the morning for this.

[moonspeech]

Yeah, well, as the princess of the moon, I... un-disagree!

[moonspeech]

...

Luna's a princess?!

[maybenextyear]

Well I didn't vote for you. I bow only to the authority of Kishin-Sama.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

But of course. Princess Luna controls all that inhabits the night sky!

[moonspeech]

I know, right? Evil always comes stomping around at the worst times!

[moonspeech]

What? She didn't tell me that! I thought all she did was boss me around and eat cat food!

[moonspeech]

That's me! Sailor-suited soldier of Love and Justice!

Are you a fan??

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Wait, what?]

Trixie is sure Princess Luna doesn't eat cat food. After all, she's an alicorn. Not a cat. Trixie wonders where you could have possibly gotten that from.

[evocalize]

[Tell me about it- and sometimes they place people at the wrong places when they're not awake yet.]

That's why they're called evil. ...your player especially seems intent to prove you right.

[stayfluffy]

[Excited little hopping going down here right now. This is one excited little robot.]

I'm your biggest fan!

[humingyay]

Haaa?

...

So noisy. Shut up already.

[moonspeech]

Well, maybe. She does like tuna a lot better. I can usually bargain with her when there's tuna involved. But I'm ninety-nine percent sure Luna's a cat!

[moonspeech]

Excuse you, this is my speech! I'll say as much as I want to!