miss_tarabotti: (say waaaaat)
Lady Alexia Tarabotti Maccon ([personal profile] miss_tarabotti) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-07-25 07:38 pm
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in which miss tarabotti is most aggrieved

Dear Lady Mundane,

I need hardly tell you that it is most unnatural to draw another person's entire being into one's head.

However, I would be willing to overlook this egregious social misstep, if it were not for the dual insult of leaving me quite stranded and entirely homeless. I assure you, I have no fear of adventure--one cannot afford to harbour such fears when one is saturated in such a culture of werewolves and vampires as I have found myself in--but I do take great offense at being left nothing more than a misplaced vagrant.

Besides all the previous offenses that I have hereto listed, there is a shocking lack of intellectual stimulation in this mind of yours. Might I suggest that if you spent more time pursuing worthwhile endeavors and less time reading this "celebrity gossip" you so cherish, I might not be so eager to escape your preposterously rude clutches.

Lastly, Lady Mundane, so send some decent tea my way; preferably without those horrificly chewy tapioca bits which you so seem to enjoy.

Yours as May Be,
Lady Alexia Tarabotti Maccon

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