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Just...shut up. I'll get good and drunk if I want to. Beats the hell outta sitting around, waiting for you to come up with another insane idea. You're certifiable, I swear.

--touch that bottle and I'll...well, I dunno what yet, but it'll be unpleasant. Leave it alone.

And for the love of God, get that damned cat outta my place. You know I'm allergic to those furballs!

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I always find it interesting when creatures of order desire soporifics. It is as though the reality of their circumstances becomes overbearing to their psyche and they need a reprieve into chaos.

Also that last part is obviously an idle threat that I am sure your puppeteer will no doubt ignore. HEHE

I always find it interesting when creatures of order desire soporifics. It is as though the reality of their circumstances becomes overbearing to their psyche and they need a reprieve into chaos. Also that last part is obviously an idle threat that I am sure your puppeteer will no doubt ignore. HEHE

I always find it interesting when creatures of order desire soporifics. It is as though the reality of their circumstances becomes overbearing to their psyche and they need a reprieve into chaos. Also that last part is obviously an idle threat that I am sure your puppeteer will no doubt ignore. HEHE

Not sure the threatening works all that much.

Arguing with Muns never seems to work, no matter how much you want it to.

Well, logic and reason are damned sure out.

Yeah, I know. But I'm not gonna just sit back and let her run over me, either.

I live in chaos enough, thanks. I don't need more of it.

And she'll probably ignore it all. I know how it works. But at least I said it, which counts for something.

Didn't say you can't fight back or rebel in some way. I mean, it's the only thing one can do for a little bit of fun.

...How are you doing otherwise?

"Fun". There's a word for it. [A snort.]

Other than sitting here planning on getting hammered off my ass? Not too bad, considering. [Sarcasm, hear it?]

[Oh she can hear it alright.]

Look, it may not be the best situation, but its better than most people. And at least here, you're able to talk to others. That's gotta be a start.

Yeah, pretty much. You're now officially kinda' your writer's bitch.

You are of order, just as I am of chaos. This is immutable fact and is as true as the ages.

Does it count for something? What does it count for?
You are of order, just as I am of chaos. This is immutable fact and is as true as the ages.

Does it count for something? What does it count for?

...sorry. I left philosophy behind in college.

Said one to another, hm?

Unfortunately, I'm not the most social ape on the planet. All things considered, I think I'm better off that way. [Sorry, Aqua; there are mountains of self-depreciation blocking the way here.]

It's not even the good kinda' bitch, either. I wouldn't give a shit if I was at least getting a regular fuck outta' the deal, but she likes me to starve.

Sounds positively horrible, that.

[Disparaging tone is oh-so-go.]

Uh, yeah it is. You try going hungry all the time, see how much you like it.

...hungry for what? Food's not that hard to come by, y'know.

Dude, I don't eat veggies and shit. I mean, I can, it just doesn't do jack for me. I'm an incubus, I eat.. you know, sex, pleasure, whatever.

Jesus H. Christ, if only my life was that fucking simple again. I'd kill to enjoy a pizza.

[...oh. Well, hi cousin. Even if this particular relative lives in absolute and total denial.]

...oh. Um. Well, then. Visit a brothel? Call an escort service? ...date, even?

[It was the best response he could come up with on such short notice, God.]

[ sup, bro. ]

Dude, how much money do you think I make? .. Anyway, nah, man, nightclubs and bars are the way to go. There's always people that don't need much encouragement to fuck.

[ and dating is not an option for finch. way too complicated. ]

I'll...take your word for it. I quit the club scene a while back.

[Too busy fighting off ~~hiding from~~ the entire damned place to enjoy it.]

Well, you do what you gotta' do to eat, right? And since I don't kill, I gotta' eat a lot.

But diets are all the rage these days.

[Surreal as hell conversation, it was better to just go with it.]

What's philosophy?

The whole "why am I here, what is my purpose" train of craptastic thought.

That has a NAME?

Yep.

And creatures of order call us weird.

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You sure about that? You're being pretty social right now and being alone...it's not the best. If you're not careful you might lose your mind that way.

I'm pretty sure all "creatures" are weird, in some way.

I have my moments. [A snort.] If I was going to go insane, I'd have done it years ago.

[Rolls her eyes.] I get the feeling you're insane now.

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