Regarding her username...

[turnsintodudes]

Hey, it's not like all a' my forms're guys or somethin'!

...some a' them're girls too ya' know!

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headcanon: There are no genders in MINECRAFT

[tree_puncher]

Um... I'm sorry I don't get the point. What's so wrong about your username? And what is this "guys" and "girls" you are speaking about?

[of_fire_and_shadow]

Pathetic as usual, bug.

[turnsintodudes]

Geez, are you kidding me? You're gonna insult me for this too?

I'm starting to think your obsession with me goes waaaaaaay beyond the whole revenge thing, pal.

[of_fire_and_shadow]

Instead of complaining about it, why don't you do something? Pretty pathetic for a Mega Man.

[turnsintodudes]

What, you wanna fight? Here?

You know it won't make a difference, right? Things don't work here like they do back home.

Just give it a rest already!

[of_fire_and_shadow]

There's no game here anyway. Nothing to fight about.

[turnsintodudes]

That's what I'm saying!

You don't have to antagonize me or anyone else here. Why not just cool it on the attitude for a little while?

[of_fire_and_shadow]

...What? [y u no maek sense, model a chosen one]

[turnsintodudes]

[oh geez]

Look.

You started this conversation with your usual meet and greet, y'know, the whole taunting thing, insulting, blah blah blah. I'm used to it by now. The pathetic bug comment is even one of your most used ones.

Heck, if I think about it, it's kinda like a catchphrase for you at this stage.

But here you are saying we have nothing to fight about, right? So why bother? What's the point?

[of_fire_and_shadow]

Because I ... like insulting you? [Really, Ashe, try and keep up here.]

1/2

[turnsintodudes]

[...

excuse her for a second she feels like a complete idiot]

[turnsintodudes]

[And now she's over it lolol]

Ohhh, so you're just a jerk.

I always thought that you were just trying to provoke me or something, seemed like it considering you did fight so often.

Then again that's a whole other level of being a jerk right there.

...y'know in retrospect, I should've seen this coming. It's like everything just lead to you being a jerk no matter what.

[of_fire_and_shadow]

Don't take it personally. I insult everyone.

Well, except Pandora.

[turnsintodudes]

Heh, please. As if I'd let a little thing like that really get to me.

Still, I guess that's why I thought maybe you weren't a total jerk. If you were you'd insult her too, I guess.

[of_fire_and_shadow]

[Hmph.]

She's my sister.

[turnsintodudes]

[Huh.]

Doesn't mean you have to be nice though, but you do choose to be!

[Big grin, just to be annoying.]

[From one Capcom cyborg to another...]

[bettertopunchyouwith]

... You are an adaptive model?

[of_fire_and_shadow]

You're impossible. [Why the mun ships him with her, he has no idea.]

[turnsintodudes]

[Oh Prometheus, y u so tsun lolol]

You haven't insulted me in a while either!

This mean we're friends now?

[She's not serious, but there is something fun about teasing him.

Especially when they're in such a ridiculous scenario and he's not trying to kill her sooooooo~]

Woo! \o/

[turnsintodudes]

Uh...something like that!

I have something called a biometal, and it lets me change into different forms. So I guess you could say that, but it's not something I can do naturally without it.

Why, are you?

[of_fire_and_shadow]

Um ... I don't know? [Seriously, he like never converses like this what the hell. This is just weird new territory for him.]

Whatever. [And now the traditional tsun tactic: cross arms, huff, and refuse to make eye contact.]

[turnsintodudes]

[Now she's slapping Prometheus' back once in a friendly sort of way plz dont take it the wrong way and cut me in half ohgodohgodohgod.]

Heh, well, I'll take that as a yes!

When I'm through with you, you'll know for sure!

[Cracking her knuckles...

...which might make it seem a lot more sinister than it really is whoops.]

[of_fire_and_shadow]

[Oof what. What. What are you doing, Ashe.]

What are you-- I think I liked it better when I called you bug. [Oh good god is she trying to plunder his booty?]

[turnsintodudes]

[Obviously, she'll get through the biometal if she has to rip it off with her bare hands.

But really.]

Nothin'! I'm just sayin' we're gonna be friends.

An' y'know what friends like t'do Prometheus?

[regular non-dokidoki friends that is]

[of_fire_and_shadow]

What? {Should he ask should he ask oh god he asked too late! RED ALERT RED ALERT INCOMING BADTOUCH]

[turnsintodudes]

[AND ADMITTEDLY BEING THE MOST OOC SHE WILL EVER BE IN HER ENTIRE USE OF THIS JOURNAL..........

she will hug you prometheus. Just a friendly hug.]

Calm down! You sound way too worried.

I already said I wasn't gonna fight you if that's what is worrying you.

[of_fire_and_shadow]

[Admittedly, he should hate this a lot more than he does. He has to confess also, though: he's never been hugged in the centuries he's been a Mega Man. It's kinda nice.]

...Right.

[turnsintodudes]

Heh.

Mr.Loudmouth himself silenced by a single hug?

[of_fire_and_shadow]

Don't think it means I can't beat you down if I felt like it. [SAVE FACE SAVE FACE SAVE FACE.]

1/2

[turnsintodudes]

Hmm...

[turnsintodudes]

Guess I'll just have to hug you again if that happens!

I already know it stops you, huh?

[Grinnnnnnning]

[of_fire_and_shadow]

[Shit why him. Prometheus just facepalms, hoping to hide his irritation (and his blush).]

This is ridiculous.

[bettertopunchyouwith]

I...

[Had recently awakened after 10 000 years of slumber, and wasn't the brightest or quickest diode in the array at the moment]

... Remember models like you. But I am... something different.

[turnsintodudes]

Oh c'mon!

If it was really that bad you'd have left or attacked or something.

Stop being such a stick in the mud, it's a lot nicer like this instead of all the fighting isn't it?

[turnsintodudes]

Hm...well ya' sure don't look like anything I've seen before!

What do you do? Or are you like a reploid and just, well, live?

[bettertopunchyouwith]

... [There is the old memory-loss chest-nut again. What DID he do? He had been hurt, that much he knew. He had been hurt... and the people who had been hurting others near the place of his awakening...

he had hurt them. He had hurt them real bad.]

To simply live is... wrong. I fight.

[He clenches his fist, trying to remember WHY he fought. It's... not working out very well for him.]

[of_fire_and_shadow]

...Well, anytime Albert's sick little game isn't around is good.