Hey, if there's one thing working for a top-secret government agency is good for, it's having a convenient expense account that allows you to write off all sorts of weird shit. Like drinks with your doppelganger.

[Owen shrugs idly. It's not terribly important, he just thought he'd ask for the sake of making conversation.]

Yeah, got plenty of those stories myself.

[If by 'irrelevant', you mean 'actually kind of horrible and emotionally scarring', that is.]