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consultdaddy ([personal profile] consultdaddy) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-24 11:02 pm

Voice test. Oh God what am I doing.

Yes. Please. Anything. I will do anything to get out of here. You are so excruciatingly boring. I think I want to blow my brains out just to have something to do.

[A little private chuckle.]

Anywhere with a little bit of leg room, if you don't mind. I don't like feeling cramped. And maybe a couple of playmates. I've had a taste, now I want more. At least five people who aren't completely useless.

[A pause while he listens.]

Oh, no, I don't really care. Sex is fine. Just spice it up a little. I don't like safe words.

[personal profile] consultingsociopath 2012-02-25 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I doubt there are many who would willingly 'play' with you.

[And yet... Here he is.]

[personal profile] consultingsociopath 2012-02-25 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
This is hardly my choice. Consider where we are.

[Partly true; he does have to do what his mun decrees here... Though he does find him fascinating, in a horrible sort of way.]

I'm aware that they don't need to be willing. But I'm sure the ones who aren't useless won't play for long.