on watching mun write

[chocolatehelicopter]

If you write this fanfic about Ellis and I kissing on The Bridge, I will bury you alive. I swear to god.

Don't test me on this. I'm not being funny here.

Comments

[bullshifter]

-- aw, dude, that's just wrong.

asfgkl <3

[chocolatehelicopter]

Tell me about it. This lady has some serious problems. Are they all like this, or am I just the unluckiest son of a bitch in the world?

lmfao

[bullshifter]

Man, I reckon they're all pretty bad. I was in a game once, and I swear I was there for less than a day before she had me burn down the damn house I'd just moved into. It was sort of embarrassing. There was a shit ton of smoke, and then a bunch of people makin' fun of me - but I met a lot of really funny people that way, too, so I guess it wasn't all bad.






She never made me kiss a dude before, though.

two tags and I can already tell your Ellis is amazing :'D

[chocolatehelicopter]

Oh yeah? And tell me, what was the brilliant reasoning for having you burn down your own goddamn house?

[Nick's just about had it with muns at this point]

Yeah, well consider yourself lucky, Overalls. Mine has no shame. These meme things are getting real old real fast, and she doesn't seem to be willing to listen to reason.

Maybe she'll listen to a gun in her face.

thank you! ;o; He is so rusty.

[bullshifter]

Dunno. She said she thought it'd set the tone, whatever the hell that means. Shit.. I'm not sure I did a single serious thing while I was there. But I wasn't stuck there long, either, so I guess that was alright.

he doesn't seem rusty at all :'D <3

[chocolatehelicopter]

Set the tone. Huh. Sounds like the same kind of shit my mun likes to pull. These people are insane, I swear. We'd better get out while we can. I'd take zombies any day over this weirdo.

What do you say, should we make a break for it?