Thinking of apping her at a few place, Canon is Reality Check [the 1995 comic series]

[nyah_a_gogo]

Hello internet!!! I'm Catreece and I'm a cat. My hobbies include sitting in the sun all day, eating, and chasing those little sticky things you get at the grocery store as they roll down the wall. My owner's name is Colin and he's really nice even if he's a total geek, but that doesn't matter because I love him anyway.

But this is great, miss mun! it's just like being on the virtual internet except everyone talks with words and smiley faces instead of face to face. And I'm super excited about going to a game where I can sit in the sun all day in a new and exciting place. But I'm a little worried to...

[She makes a pouty face.]

Without Colin around who will feed and take care of me! It's making me sad... But I'm sure someone nice will come along and take care of me until I go home or Colin comes to visit!

Comments

[idkworldruler]

Well that's called taking care of yourself.

[nyah_a_gogo]

That's not fair! I'm a cat so I can't really go to the store and buy myself food.

[idkworldruler]

Well if you were just a cat we wouldn't be talking.

[nyah_a_gogo]

Well duh~ But I can use the internet to talk to people!

[idkworldruler]

You are in the Internet, as in a part of it. Two, you don't look much like a cat right now.

[nyah_a_gogo]

Well that's sort of complicated...when I'm on the internet I look like a person! But when I'm not...

I'm just a cat.

[idkworldruler]

Oh...that makes sense.