Muse... hates mun

[great_king_of_evil]

I don't need to hear your pathetic excuses. You said months ago you would find me a game, you never did. Your devotion is about as low as your intellect. If anything I am relieved to know someone as pathetic as you will not be playing me.

Now, unless you find a way to change the situation, get out of my sight. You're starting to irritate me as much as that so-called hero.

Comments

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

For such a big "evil" guy, you're kind of being a big baby about this.

[great_king_of_evil]

Did anyone ask you your opinion about this, little girl?

[ Grmpf. Mind your own business. ]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

That's the great thing about this place and being a pirate. I can give my opinion whether you like it or not!

[Nyah-hah!]

[great_king_of_evil]

[ Argh... Ok- No. He's not gonna let a little girl break his nerves. Hum... ]

The other great thing about this place is that there are no rules forbidding me to cut your hand to extract your Triforce.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Don't have it anymore. The King made a wish and bye bye Triforce~

[So ha!]

[heros_shadow]

Can't you just order your Mun to do something about it, Master? you are the Great Ganondorf.

My Mistress bends to my will quite easily~ <3

[It's because I adore you, and I'm a sucker for your cuteness]

[great_king_of_evil]

[ Ffffff--- Was it really necessary to remind him of this awful troll? It's a... very painful memory, alright. ]

Then I suppose there is no purpose at keeping you alive any longer.

[great_king_of_evil]

[ Unfortunately, his mundane thinks he's a tragic yet evil pig who must be resisted. ]

If I could order my mundane around, do you believe I would have allowed him to "post" with me here?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[U mad bro?]

You're not allowed to kill me here.

[great_king_of_evil]

[ Assfkggfdfdg- Shut up. Swords appear. ]

That's the great thing about being King of Evil. You're allowed to do everything.

[heros_shadow]

So you're not such a big evil monster after all. Can't even control your Mundane.

[oh Shadow, you shouldn't mock Ganondorf]

oh my god where are all of you WW people coming from mo_om

[cantstopme]

[WOW RUDE GANNY he's more than a so-called hero!!!]

No one would want to play games with you anyway; you'd probably cheat!

[And because hide and seek with Ganondorf would be terrifying.]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Trolololol~]

I dare you to try. I share a headspace with two goddesses. Except I can handle you myself.

/claps and threadjacks/

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Good timing kid! He's being a big baby for someone who's supposed to be some kind of "king of evil".

[Snicker.]

well hello there :3c

[cantstopme]

[And he's snickering a bit, too.]

Maybe he needs a time out.

Hi there stranger XD

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

We could make him walk the plank. Or put him down for a nap.

[Trouble + Tetra + Link = Profit?]

[cantstopme]

Maybe he needs to just sit in the play pen for a while! You know, meet kids his age!

[So much profit.]

[great_king_of_evil]

[ He's sharing his headspace with the worst bastards in creation SO- Not scarred. ]

Very well then.

[ Two Darknut appearing around her? GO AHEAD oh mighty pirate and kill them. When talking fails, Power prevails. Because she totally called for a trolling reversal. ]

[great_king_of_evil]

[Is absolutely everyone -even his servants- trying to troll him today or what?]

Hum... Are you mocking me, shadow?

[ Note the calm yet threatening tone of his voice, as well as the floating rage in his eyes. ]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

That'll be hard. Wasn't Hyrule buried under the sea hundred of years ago?

[Ganny's a relic!]

1/3

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Drawin' her knife now! But wait, someone else is coming.]

2/3

[goddess_of_power]

[Your goddess is frowning, Ganondorf. FROWNING!]

[her_grace_hylia]

Let it go. You're older than she is.

[cantstopme]

You're right! Then we'll just have to settle for putting him down for a nap, huh?

... Antiques need naps sometimes, don't they?

This tempts me to remake the account for Link Grandma~

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Of course they do! Maybe dump some soapy water on him too, gotta keep those antiques clean.