super high school level shaky voicetest and ALL THE SPOILERS so be careful

[fyeahdespair]

Yo, Mundane or whatever! What the fuck are you talkin' about?! You pick me up. thinking you can throw me in some place you've gotten attached to when your first app hasn't even gone through yet?! What if they throw you out on your ass, huh?! You'd better get your shit together!

[ abruptly, her entire body droops and her eyes well up with tears. ]

if we were to be rejected......

wouldn't that be stimulating.......?

super-super-despair-enducing...

.... i'm looking forward to it, mun-san

Comments

[soldierofmisfortune]

The operation has barely even started, and already you're considering something else.

That's just like you...

[fyeahdespair]

Doing the same thing over and over and over is like suicide, isn't it? After all, stagnation is death!

[ and suddenly, she's cutesy ]

Boredom is the only poison that could kill a superhuman despair girl like me!

[soldierofmisfortune]

Are you saying... you want to change the parameters of the operation?

[fyeahdespair]

my own onee-chan doesn't know how i feel about plans... [ she droops. ] i thought she would have picked up on it by now but maybe that's too much to ask for from a super high school level soldier...

[soldierofmisfortune]

I know how you feel... I just thought it was best to ask for confirmation before I did anything on my own.

[fyeahdespair]

Upupu~ can't you do anything without your little sister pointing you in the right direction?

[soldierofmisfortune]

No, it's not that... I just know how important this operation is to you.

[fyeahdespair]

Hell yeah it's important! I've spent my entire life building up to something this despair-enducing, so we'd better not fuck it up, alright?!

[soldierofmisfortune]

No... no we will not fail. I look forward to the despair that will ensue, sister.

[hemoeroticism]

Aha, such a lovely speech! Wanting your poor mundane to suffer like that... so wonderfully cruel. ✩

[fyeahdespair]

sharing ultra-super despair like that... it gives me chills just to think about it

[hemoeroticism]

Aha~! ✩ [ He's clapping his hands, now. ] You'd make your mundane suffer just to share the pain after? Such love and dedication... It's refreshing. I'm impressed.

[hand_eater]

This "despair" thing must be really tasty the way this girl is going on about it! He wants some!

[fyeahdespair]

i wouldn't really call it love... but i would't call it hate either. as long as we're both drowning in despair, i don't really mind.

[fyeahdespair]

....

What the fuck are you lookin' at, huh? [ yes, junko, curse at the man-eating crocodile, that's gonna end really well for you. ]

[hemoeroticism]

Of course you wouldn't. Love is irrational. It's hard to tell what it ever really is. ✩

[fyeahdespair]

are you in irrational love with your mundane then? or do you just enjoy watching them suffer?

[hand_eater]

He just wants to find out how despair tastes like. Have any to give?

[fyeahdespair]

you know, hanging your mouth open like that really is disgusting... [ give her access to the things you love, alligator, and she'll give you plenty ]

[hand_eater]

He has nothing he loves save for things he's eaten or wants to eat. But he has things he hates, and rude girls is one of them, so he's growling at you now.

[fyeahdespair]

are you going to eat me? a painful death like that would be super-despair inducing...

[hand_eater]

The crocodile slowly smiles and licks his chops hungrily. Now that she mentions it, this girl does look appetizing!

[hemoeroticism]

I think it's more accurate to say that he is in love with me. I just keep him around because he's been useful in letting me be with my beloved Wretched Egg. ✩

[fyeahdespair]

You're taking advantage of his feelings to get what you want, even if it makes him suffer? That's too despairalicious for me too take, ahn~

[hemoeroticism]

Aha, you'd fit right in at Deadman Wonderland. Too bad you don't have a Branch of Sin of your own. ✩

[fyeahdespair]

rejected before i could even think about joining...

... though i'll have to know what this place is, so i can be sad about being rejected from it.

[hemoeroticism]

Oh, don't get me wrong. It's served it's purpose. I have everything I ever want from there... the ultimate her is finally free. ✩