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[incrediblebanner]

Let's talk about you and me.

1. Let's not integrate facial scarring into my personal appearance. Just because it's in my icons doesn't mean we have to acknowledge it. I can always get new icons. Let's accept the higher ground.

2. We don't need to delve into my backstory, either. I've heard stories about you.

3. My psychology is fine. Leave it alone.

4. Repeat after me: I will think before I ship. I will think before I ship.

5. I'm imposing a strict upper limit on how much hurt/comfort and/or angsty fiction you're allowed to read per day. Especially if it features me in any form.

Comments

[ferreum]

You don't think you think too much?

[incrediblebanner]

I'm a scientist, Tony.

[She feels this should answer that question.]

[ferreum]

[ To the tune of duh (as in, my tits are very real, thank you TMZ): ]

So am I.

[incrediblebanner]

[Sure they are, Tony. Sure they are.]

So you should know that thinking less isn't my goal in life.

[ferreum]

And my goal is to deflower Captain America, but we don't always get what we want, honey.

[incrediblebanner]

[If she'd been drinking anything just then, she would have done an impressive spit-take.]

You really think that hasn't happened already?

[ferreum]

[ Tony shrugs. ]

Does he look like an anal kind of guy to you?

[incrediblebanner]

[...Oh god, Tony.]

I'm not continuing this conversation.

[ferreum]

You are such a wet blanket.

[ Because there's nothing wrong with the way Tony Stark communicates, alright? ]

[incrediblebanner]

I'm okay with that.

[ferreum]

—you shouldn't be. It's bad for your health and your invisible rage issues.

[incrediblebanner]

What would you know about either?

[ferreum]

Were you not in the room when I launched a right hook at Steve's face?

[ Also let's not talk about the health thing (hashtag high functioning alcoholism). ]

[incrediblebanner]

Your point?

[ferreum]

[ A shrug. ]

We've got a few things in common. Physics, biochem, it's all a man's world. That's all I'm saying.

[incrediblebanner]

[DUBIOUS. So dubious.]

[ferreum]

[ Hands up in the ayyer. ]

Or not.

your tag on the meme, btw. unless Tony didn't want anymore naked Bryce~

[incrediblebanner]

How're you getting on with your mun?

Please pardon me. I want to see if I can do this. D:

[bornunderastar]

[Beatrice is...absolutely thrown by this.]

I think you might be missing a word. Or a few. Before you take ship? Board a ship?

HI THAR FACE TWIN

[incrediblebanner]

It's slang. Short for 'relationshipping', I think.

Who are... you?

WELL HAI

[bornunderastar]

How delightfully mysterious. Though why anyone would want such a situation is quite beyond me.

[She grins] My father called me baby goat, my mother called me her singular joy, the world calls me Beatrice at your service.

HOW GOES

[incrediblebanner]

[And Bryce pauses.]

"Baby goat"?

Well, HELLO there.

[hisowncode]

[ This is Nathan. See how much Nathan is amused by your last point by holding back a smirk and lifting an eyebrow. Thank god for shield training.]

A strict upper limit? Is that medical recommendation Doctor?

O hai.

[incrediblebanner]

For both her and my protection.

[hisowncode]

I suppose that's wise. Considering.

[ He's seen that angry side. He does'nt much fancy it.]

[incrediblebanner]

[A faint smile.]

Doctor knows best.

[hisowncode]

I'm sure Stark must be...thrilled.

[incrediblebanner]

[Eyebrow raise.

Do go on.]