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[akihisaful]

Mun-san, I'm not too sure about this.

I mean, I'm thankful that you haven't forgotten my existence and anything but are you sure I'm fit for a game? All the fighting against an unknown enemy, receiving powers I have never heard of outside of video games, being trapped in a strange world where people get you to do errands--

Wait, the last one didn't happen? Oh... I guess that must have been my imagination.

Anyways, while we do some awesome things with summons and everything, but I'm just a normal high schooler without the summon system! I don't think I can last that long if there needs to be fighting on my own--

Wait, I won't have to fight?

[Canon is Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu]

Comments

[waracle]

[Judar likes to keep an eye on Dear_Mun. It helps him scope out new targets for torment.

Yes, yessss. This one looks to be half broken in already.]

Yeah, you should totally join. S'great.

[akihisaful]

[Wow rude, he's not half broken.]

Really?

[He pauses for a moment.]

I wouldn't be strangled half to death and have my spine be twisted around by flat-chested girls, would I?

[sanityincluded]

"Fighting against an unknown enemy" and "receiving powers I have never heard of outside of video games" hardly sounds like a normal high schooler.

[akihisaful]

O-oh, that's for the last time my mun got me into a game! It was this weird city and we had a different summon while we were in that city!

Other than that, I really am a normal high schooler!

...Well maybe "normal" probably isn't completely true, I had some classmates who'd easily betray me...

[waracle]

[AND he can take a beating, apparently. FUN.]

Now way! There aren't even any flat-chested girls there anymore! You'll be safe. I'll take you under my wing, kid.

Plus, the place is currently a tropical island. [But who knows how long that'll last.]

[akihisaful]

[Akihisa is probably already digging himself a grave isn't he.]

Oh, that's a relief! I don't really like seeing the River of Three Crossings in front of me almost every day!

[And what's this about tropical island...?]

Tropical island? So are there people acting like Tarzans and girls in swimwear?

[saveall]

... If you ask me, that's hardly normal.

[akihisaful]

Well, that's true, they were all experiences I had outside of my hometown...world, actually.

[saveall]

[ ... ] How does that work?

[akihisaful]

Ah, well... My mun got me into a place before, actually. And that world had the things I said! Sorry if I confused you!

My home world is more or less without all the fighting going on...in a sense! There's still me hanging on for my life whenever my friends put me in a headlock or give me food that nearly kills me...

[saveall]

Your home world also sounds dangerous though..

Also, can I ask what that summon system is?

[akihisaful]

Does it? In a way, it is pretty dangerous if you're not careful what you say. [He gives a laugh at that.]

Oh, the summon system? My school has this really nifty technology where you get a chibi version of yourself as a summon beast! We have this thing called the Summon Wars, where we fight against other classes to compete for their class equipment. The only drawback is that the beast's strength goes by your test scores...

[For idiots who have trouble with tests, it would mean their summon beasts would be weak as heck.]

[sanityincluded]

Normal high school students can't do "summons" or anything like that in the first place. Your classmates betraying you is probably the most normal of all the things you've said so far, Akihisa.

[akihisaful]

Ah, that's right... My school has this special summoning technology for the students to use to compete with on school campus. So I guess it's the school that's probably not normal?

[saveall]

[ Hibiki sighs to himself in relief. The summon thing wasn't what he thought it was. ]

Haha that's pretty cool! Test scores, huh... I'm sure it gives you motivation to study harder?

[akihisaful]

Well... I guess it would motivate some people, I think? I'm an idiot so none of the lectures stay in my head, actually.

[He does get curious of why you were so curious about the summoning thing, though.]

Why do you ask?

[saveall]

That's wrong. You're definitely not an idiot; you can do it if you try harder!

[ pause ] My homeworld has something that allows us to summon demons. I thought you were talking about it, which was quite worrying..