[More like zero fantastical adventure under his belt. Unless you count all that stuff at Greendale, which Jeff doesn't. He's just gonna raise an eyebrow at you.]
But I don't want to be Keanu Reeves in the Matrix. The Matrix is awful. [He holds up a hand.] Not the movie, the premise. Don't even start.
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But I don't want to be Keanu Reeves in the Matrix. The Matrix is awful. [He holds up a hand.] Not the movie, the premise. Don't even start.