[ ...nope, not seeing it. Poor Jeff. Not enough fantastical adventure under his belt. ]

But we're both here. That alone means that this is gonna get really meta, really fast. You turned into Keanu Reeves in the Matrix the second somebody made you a journal. This is no stop-motion Christmas special episode: we're outside the system now, Jeff. The fourth wall is nothing but a distant memory and the possibilities are limitless.

As long as they don't contradict our established traits without any explanation.

Sorry, I guess that means they're not really limitless. I got excited. [ Yeah it was really showing there, bro. ]