[ Britta, Britta. An unfortunate lack of knowledge. ] His alter ego is a millionaire. He's the richest man in Gotham. Sometimes I wonder how nobody realizes he's the only possible person in the city who could afford to be Batman, but then I think there's no reason to ruin the magic. It's working for him.
[ Hm. Afterthought: ] Oh, and I think I'd have the alternate identity thing under control this time. I can pick a superhero personality that doesn't want to cut off Jeff's arm. Actually, I think almost any superhero wouldn't want to do that. There's a reason Evil Abed is called evil. Plus Troy is gonna be there, so. [ That... obviously fixes everything? ]
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[ Hm. Afterthought: ] Oh, and I think I'd have the alternate identity thing under control this time. I can pick a superhero personality that doesn't want to cut off Jeff's arm. Actually, I think almost any superhero wouldn't want to do that. There's a reason Evil Abed is called evil. Plus Troy is gonna be there, so. [ That... obviously fixes everything? ]