mundane is squealing over the latest issue of empire.

[tossme]

My lady, your screams hurt my ears. They're just elves. [Hmph. Well, Legolas is a friend, but the other two...bah.]

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

'Just' elves? I'm hurt, Gimli!

[tossme]

Well--I didn't mean any harm! It's her screams. They're driving me mad, laddie.

[supbro]

Elves? Y'mean those pointy-eared forest hippies are real?

[I apologize for literally nothing that will result from this conversation.]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I know that you don't.

[You're making this too easy, Gimli.]

I never knew your ears could be so sensitive though.

[tossme]

I don't? [Blank expression] Of course I don't.

Laddie, I can hear the faintest of sounds. [Not really, but Legolas doesn't have to know that.] Her screams sound like a thousand orcs yelling in my ears and my head aches. I'm not sure what I did to deserve such torture.

[tossme]

[Adfadf.] Hippies? [Gimli raises an eyebrow.] Yes, elves exist. Quite a few of 'em running around.

[supbro]

Y'know, tree-huggers 'n stuff. Always whinin' about savin' the forest or the stupid animals or whatever.

[Yeah, guess where those things come in on his give-a-crap-ometer]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Teasin' his bff: best way to pass time. But he's taking a bit of the fun out of it. Ah well.]

None ever do, my friend. You were likely the closest for her her to latch onto when she found it.

[tossme]

Well, they do live in trees. And they eat a lot of green things. I suppose they are these hippies you speak of?

[tossme]

She could cease for a moment so my head will stop ringing. [He rubs his temples]. Soon she'll have no voice.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Patting his shoulder.]

Surely that would be a more lasting reprieve, would it not?

[supbro]

Sound like a bunch of hippies to me, bro. No sweet tech lyin' around either, right?

[tossme]

I suppose it would. [He grins.]

[tossme]

Tech? [Gimli pauses for a moment.] No. I do not think so. Though, I've never heard of a person named 'Tech'.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

There, something good to come of all of this. There is always something.

[daughteroftheforest]

For one who complains so much of elves, my mun does not recall you sneering quite so much at Galadriel.


[she's not sayin'; she's just sayin'...]