on being the second jaime mun has picked up in a week

[unpunchableium]

Whatever. Nuts is relative. Just give me something to do before a certain someone gets bored and starts trying to pick fights. I don't want to shoot up the wallpaper in here.

Also, probably a good idea to let me know where the shower is. Might avoid a lot of complaints that way.

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[idkmybffbooster_gold]

Trust me, whatever you're referring to, they can't be near as nuts as Booster.

[Grin.]

[flyingg]

Not shooting the wallpaper is generally a good thing.

[unpunchableium]

...No way you're speaking from first-hand experience.

[unpunchableium]

M- Mr. Kord!?

[Grinning right back because omg hero.]

[flyingg]

Well... I don't shoot things. But there are batarangs.

And I have people around here who're much fonder of guns than I am.

[unpunchableium]

Huh. I guess everyone messes up the decor sooner or later. [Aside-] Stop scanning him. It's rude.

I don't like guns. My mom taught me better than to use lethal force. Good for warning shots, though.

[idkmybffbooster_gold]

Mr. Kord was my father. Please, call me Ted.

[Have a grin right back because... well, he never really gets tired of being a hero.]

[unpunchableium]

Right! Right. I- Jaime Reyes. It's an honour, ése.

[He really means it, too. God knows where he'd be without your influence. He holds out a hand, and looks pretty damn proud about it.]

[flyingg]

[So Dick? Dick actually laughs.] It's all right. He's curious, and so are you, I bet.

And yeah, we all do mess it up, sometimes, but most of us get over it.

As to guns... well. We can do without. Unless we really can't.

[Like during Blackest Night. Bad times, man.]

[unpunchableium]

Don't encourage him. I've heard enough about your blood pressure as it is.

But, yeah. I guess.

[Jaime doesn't really get it. He knows well enough to leave it alone, though.]

Anyway, when I said shoot, I didn't mean bullets. There are certain things my armour can do that I'd rather just pretend it can't.

[flyingg]

... you sure he's talking about me and not the other Batman? My blood pressure's fine. I think.

[Aww, Jaime.]

Right. It can do that, can't it. But he's pretty good at listening to you about too much damage by now, isn't he?

[unpunchableium]

Oh - no, everything's okay, I just... have a head full of information about how okay you are. It's like being force-fed a presentation on stuff I really don't need to know. Just like school. [oh ha ha real clever jaime]

I have it under control, mostly. Still getting a handle on the subtle stuff, but yeah - we're cool.

[If it was physically possible, he would probably fist-bump with the scarab to prove his point. As it is, he settles for giving Dick a friendly thumbs-up.]

[flyingg]

... sorry about that? That is probably kinda...

[What kind of information?]

... awkward. Unless I'm getting analyzed as a potential enemy, which is probably amusing.

But, good. I'm glad.