Old but new muse. voicetesting. Considering paradisa

[notendorsing]

You've gotta be kidding me...

Well, you've got one thing right. I don't endorse this. I don't think I've not endorsed anything as much since I met Mr. Hammond

...what do you mean I might be going back to one of InGen's facilities?

No. No way. Not for all the grant money in the world. No more live dinosaurs.

Got it?

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[lara_the_explorer]

I don't blame you, Doctor. I'm not looking forward to seeing giant lizards who could kill me, but my Mun is.

[notendorsing]

I've already been through running from Tyrannosaurus and hiding from Velociraptor. I'm not doing it again. They can find someone else.

[lara_the_explorer]

An actual Tyrannosaurus? My God. How did it still exist after all this time?

[notendorsing]

Genetic Engineering, Lady Croft.

Oh. On a side-note. My mun may have someone yours may recognise coming soon.

[lara_the_explorer]

Huh? Someone I might recognize?

[notendorsing]

Well. Maybe not you. Unless the name Terry Sheridan means anything.

[lara_the_explorer]

Yes, the name does not sound familiar. It must have been a friend of a different Lara. I heard there are many of us.

[famouslytough]

Do they ever listen?

[notendorsing]

Apparently it's the movie version.

Well, anyway. Far be it for me to play matchmaker.

[notendorsing]

I don't think so. But going to InGen's site B is not on my vacation plans

[famouslytough]

Is that where you're going?

[As some author would say: and then suddenly, shit got real.]

Under normal circumstances, I'd try to talk you out of it - and not just because of the dinosaurs.

[notendorsing]

Apparently, there's this "Lost World" themed plot. I took enough dodging of Raptors and Tyrannosaurus in Jurassic Park, thanks.

[A sigh.]

If it's as hopeless as everyone says, I guess the silver lining is that they have a Dino expert tagging along. That's a plus, at least.

[famouslytough]

They'd do better to take a biochemist or a physician. The animals are more than likely infected with a form of TSE. InGen was feeding them Scrapie-infected sheep. One of ours was bitten; we had to have him treated in Costa Rica.

[Not because he had been particularly at risk, but because Richard Levine proved to be a hypochondriac.]

Take a rifle.

[notendorsing]

They were what?!

Unbelievable. If Ellie were here, she'd go ballistic.

[A pause.]

There is a guy going along. Pretty boastful. Claims to know over five million medical proceedures. We should be fine.

[famouslytough]

We have one of those types where I've gone, too. I hope for your sake he can back up those claims.

[notendorsing]

He wouldn't happen to be a balding gentleman in an odd-looking uniform?

[famouslytough]

Claims he doesn't have a name?

[notendorsing]

And that he's a holo-whatever?

[A small smile.]

I think we've met the same person.

[famouslytough]

He gets around.

[Charitably, she adds:]

You could do worse.

[notendorsing]

I would prefer to have someone I know. But, you're right. I could do worse. Someone to splint broken bones, at least.

[famouslytough]

He's harder to kill than most.

Any idea how long this will last for you?

[lara_the_explorer]

A movie with me in it? I'm sure Sam would have a field day with that.

[notendorsing]

Four days, around about.

Four days on Isla Sorna. And my mundane's planning on taking me right from the helicopter.

[notendorsing]

Two, apparently.

Don't ask me when. Apparently, time's a bit skewed here.

[lara_the_explorer]

Two? I just hope they worth watching. I would feel weird seeing that...