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[funbari]

Isn't this too predictable a point to pull me from -- ?! Right when I'm in the middle of an existential crisis? At least try to be subtle about these things! Jeez...

[ huff huff huff huff ]

Fine, whatever. Dealing with you is way less trouble than dealing with Tamao-mom, at least.

[ and now he's thinking oh shit, there's no way I won't regret saying that... ]

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[funbari]

[ well, when you put it that way... ]

... So what if I am. There's nothing wrong with that!

[distillate]

[...Is that so.]

Do you know what happens to people who complain too much?

[funbari]

... Depending on who's asking, probably either a moral lesson or a punch to the face. Or both.

1/2

[distillate]

That's about right. When it comes down to it, it's almost a combination of the two.

[...]

But complainers are sought out for the most terrible death.

2/2

[distillate]

Just kidding.

[funbari]

Well, that wouldn't have worked on me anyway! [ there's a pause, and he seems to try to collect himself. his calmness is a little too obviously forced, though. ] I already died once, apparently.

[ thus, the existential crisis. ]