homeless, tempted for adstring?

[wildtempest]

Hey, hey, hey, hey—! Back up, back it the hell up!

A'ight, now look at me. Don't look elsewhere! Just look at me! Only at me and not at anything else 'cus let's be honest here. Nothing else is nearly as breath-taking as me. Shit, man, I've heard you yammering about apping to a game but do ya really think you've got what it takes to handle a god like me?

That's right! There's no way.

This shining example of perfection can't be tamed!

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oh my god

[cloyed]

What --



What are you doing?!

[wildtempest]

Mandatory education!! What else?

[cloyed]

Shouting about it doesn't count!

[cloyed]

[......]

[pegasusonearth]

How dare your mun pay attention to anyone besides you, my liege. That's pretty much treason by any definition right there.

[wildtempest]

Shouting's the way a man expresses his beastly vigor!

[ Dot dot dot? The hell's the constipated face for?

Waggles a finger at her. At her face. 'Cus it's dumb and he's pretty sure he's not supposed to say it in those exact words. ]

What's the matter with you?

[wildtempest]

Chyyyyyyyyyeah! That's exactly what I'm talking 'bout!

......


Treason is a harsh fricking crime too. A crime that can't go unpunished!

[nebenstimme]

Oh, wow, Mr. Crow... you're one of those wild, untamed bdsm-loving types, huh? I knew it! A little lost girl just can't trust anyone these days.