Recently dropped; someone's unamused.

[alchemicals]

And what are you expecting me to say right now? "You tried"? Don't get me wrong, that was a pretty little failure with the green-haired kid, too; I suppose it's nice to know that I'm not the only one who's getting to deal with your amazing powers of decision-making.

Listen, the point is that either you're going to get out there and find something else, or you're not; I'm just getting tired of this will-I-won't-I thing you've been throwing around for weeks now. It doesn't matter either way - in the end, I'm nothing but a guy with all the time in the world. If you don't have enough, I can't really say that I care.

Passive-aggressive? Maybe. I'd think you'd prefer that over flat-out aggression, though - but if not, then you go right on ahead and let me out for a while. It'd be the most fun I've had all month.

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[determinator]

Well of course you did. I am pretty magnificent, after all.

[HE NEVER ONCE DOUBTED THIS, YOU KNOW]

[alchemicals]

[Oh, that'll get him to laugh, you bastard.]

All right, all right. Yes, you are. Happy?

[determinator]

Of course I am. I'm here with you, aren't I?

[...let's just pretend that wasn't stupidly sappy, okay.]

[alchemicals]

[...Ar...cher...]

...right.

[determinator]

...What?

[Getting defensive works, right?]

[alchemicals]

[...heh.]

It's nothing, Archer.

[determinator]

Don't give me that. If you have something to say, say it.

[alchemicals]

[no but why you gotta do these things]

Well, that was kind of sappy as hell, don't you think?

[determinator]

[Oh don't you headtilt at him! He's 4x weak to that!]

Well it certainly wasn't meant to be sappy!

[alchemicals]

[but idgi tho]

What was it supposed to be, then?

[determinator]

It was just a statement!

[Stop being so cute oh my goddddd]

[alchemicals]

[Archer, you are mispronouncing "hardcore."]

Hell of a sappy statement, if you ask me.

[determinator]

[Sure, whatever you say, Kimbley~]

...Shut up.

[alchemicals]

...so you admit it, then.

How touching, Archer, I'm flattered.

[RIGHT, BACK TO TEASING THE HELL OUT OF YOU, THEN!]

[determinator]

[ALKEMRKNWKELSMELKNWLRMLSNELMKWLNFLEKRJS]

Oh shut up!

[alchemicals]

Why? Embarrassing you or something?

[determinator]

Hardly! I don't know what you're talking about.

[alchemicals]

Then I don't see why shutting up is necessary.

[determinator]

[YEAH WELL]

[...WELL]

[YOU DON'T MIND IF HE SULLKS, RIGHT]

[alchemicals]

[That'll make him laugh, good lord.]

Aw, come on, Archer. Lighten up.

[determinator]

[HE HATES YOU]

Oh shut up.

[You're being slugged in the arm, jackass. Just ignore the fact that he's smirking like a douchebag again.]

[alchemicals]

[You can have a shove in return, asshole. Don't worry, it's light. Or at the very least not capable of knocking you over. Same thing, right?]

No, that's fine - you'd be bothered if I did, anyway.

[determinator]

[He's built for defense, Kimbley - it'll take more than that!]

Perhaps I would~

[TSUNING IS FUN THO KIMBLEY]