no plans for now

[blight_phoenix]

I'm honestly surprised it took you this long. I mean, you've only clocked in, what, 200+ hours into the game?

To think it took a video in which I barely even speak to get you to finally go ahead with this. Ah well. Better late than never, right? At your service, for now, mun. Hope you can keep up.

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[phasestrike]

I never understood why you new vault hunters don't talk so much. Feels like I'm just talking to myself sometimes.

[poop_train_conductor]

[It's the Siren. I don't expect you to speak any sense to her, but try to be nice.]

I FEEL STRANGE TINGLY THINGS WHEN YOU MAKE NOISE. [...Close enough.]

[blight_phoenix]

Well most people don't let us get a word in edgewise. And maybe we just like listening to other people talk. Take a pick of whichever makes you happier, I guess.

[blight_phoenix]

... That's a sign you should probably head to the nearest dook hut, Kreig.

[poop_train_conductor]

[If only I could get you to say what I want you to say. You're always close, but never quite there.]

THE POOP TRAIN HAS NO SCHEDULED DEPARTURES.

[blight_phoenix]

Well, that's uh... Still something you might want to have Zed take a look at. Probably. Maybe. -She's trying here, man.-

[makeshiftwings]

You'd be surprised what can motivate a mun.

[blight_phoenix]

I guess if it counts, it counts. Not too sure about the puppy-slash-psycho that I've earned as a result, though.

[poop_train_conductor]

[Zed. The doctor. I'm not sure what he thinks about us, but considering his track record with other bandits...Not risking it.]

Don't need Zed when there's feel good needles! [I don't think she's concerned about that kind of health.]

[blight_phoenix]

Well, so long as you're okay. If all else fails, I can probably patch you up, too. Just... let me know if you need anything, alright? -In his own way, he always will, she guesses-

[makeshiftwings]

Krieg, you mean? He certainly is... something.

[poop_train_conductor]

[...Please just thank her. She's treating you as if you were normal. Just do this one favor for me.]

I am unused to the emotions I am currently feeling!! [...Closer than I was expecting.]

[blight_phoenix]

He's... nice. Violently insane, but nice. Plus he's saved my life. I can't just leave him behind, you know?

[phasestrike]

[ That's probably true. They really did put a lot of responsibility on the newbies shoulders without asking much about them and their problems. ]

Well, you guys helped us out a lot. Maybe it's time Brick, Mordecai and me let you talk now.

[blight_phoenix]

They call that "gratitude", Krieg.

[blight_phoenix]

Well, things aren't over yet... I hear the little bomber has something she needs doing. Can't wait, really. -Shivering with antici...... pation.-

[butt_stallion_says_hello]

Pretty sure never would have been, like, way better in this case.

[blight_phoenix]

Ugh, could you not? I am in no mood for your diamond horse shit.

[makeshiftwings]

Well, at least he likes you. I'd hate to be on the wrong end of that buzz-axe.

[butt_stallion_says_hello]

What, and pass up the chance to mock my favorite bandit scum? Get out of here.

But really, could I just pay you to go kill yourself again? That was swell.

[blight_phoenix]

Agreed. Still, I wish I could figure out why he likes me... See into that head of his a little, you know? Figure out how to help him.

[blight_phoenix]

For your information, Handsome Jackass, I took the other option. I also killed you. With a gun designed by Moxxi. So that had to sting a little bit. Looking down a barrel printed with the name of the woman whose heart you broke.

Oh, plus all the other lives you ruined. Pretend their names were on there, too.

[phasestrike]

It's never really gonna be over. There's still plenty of Vaults filled with crazy loot. [ There's a definite smirk there. ]

Knowing that girl, something is gonna end up blown to pieces in the first five minutes.

[butt_stallion_says_hello]

Wait, seriously? A gun from ol Balloon Tits? That's how you capped it all off. Oh man, that is just...so pathetic. I can't even give you points for trying on that one.

Gosh, I'm really trying to feel bad here kiddo, but I'm having just the hardest time getting the waterworks going for a bunch of lowlife scum. Oh and, you know, the whole murdering my daughter in cold blood thing too.

[makeshiftwings]

Who knows? Maybe he thinks you're cute.