Yet another Transformer arrival

[turbochargedpunk]

...OK, just because you loved the movie and feel I've gotten the crankshaft over the past few megacycles, doesn't mean you need to try and prove it here. For Primus' sake I don't even know what version of me these other bots will accept! Yes I know you like my Generations design, and I'd love to see a version of me like the Protector armored version. But... you also know I'm THE most hated bot of all time, right? I mean, people love Waspinator, Rumble, and Frenzy more than me!

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[young_upstart]

-oh wow, so there is more of me around after all..!

[turbochargedpunk]

...wow, I didn't expect to see another me around. My programmer seems to be jealous of all the other bots that keep popping up, and he's always had an interest in my spark. So he plugged me in here, and now... I've got no idea what to do next.

[young_upstart]

Well, I guess that's better than a debut in a game where you were set to go insane and die right off the back. Granted it was temporary, but I could've done without the whole...dying...thing.

Just wait until everyone starts calling you Rodimus.

[turbochargedpunk]

Yeah, I'd not enjoy the near dying thing. No thanks.

...maybe I should put on a kilt and wear a white shirt with my name blazoned across it? Think they make coconuts bot-sized?

[young_upstart]

Uuuh...you lost me there.

[turbochargedpunk]

Ummmmm... my programmer says it's the most likely reason that people now are forced to call me Rodimus.

[idle_time]

And here's another Autobot, fresh on our hit parade, Rodimus Prime, come on doooown!

[turbochargedpunk]

Bow weep grana weep nini bom, Wreck-Gar. [Taps his lack of a Matrix currently, to show he's Hot Rod] I got a hole in my soul with no place to go, ya know? [He may not talk TV as well as Kup, but he can learn.]

[idle_time]

Bow weep grana weep nini bom!

Operators still standing by to assist you with your upgrades?

[turbochargedpunk]

[rubs the back of his head, trying to decide just how to phrase this.] Well tonight's models were impressive, now it's time for your vote. If you vote for the me you know best, dial in and text HotRodG1, if you want my print variation text HotRodComic, and if you want the recent variation text HotRodAnimated. Voting starts now, standard text charges apply. [Why not make it sound like a reality voting program?]

[idle_time]

And survey says.... HotRodG1!

What did I win, Bob?

[turbochargedpunk]

Tonights winner recieves a retro-classic Generation One model Hot Rod. None of that Bayformer scrap, you get the good stuff! Complete with a traditional toolkit and proper voice module, he will be the pride of any Junkeon dance party or Autobot City Cruise Night. Arcee accessory not included. All this can be yours, Wreck-Gar, IF the Com is Right.

[young_upstart]

Your programmer's got weird ideas.

[jedibee]

Pretty sure you better regarded than Nightscream.