The last time Metatron caught Larrikin in his office he tied him to the Pearly Gates with a scroll listing every moment he's ever been embarrassed in his life, free for any newcomer to read. Or for Saint Peter to read out when he was bored. Which, given it's Rover, is far more than you'd expect, and given it's Saint Peter, was more frequently than you'd think. I have good reason to be worried.