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you're not my mom i do what i want
This is stupid, and you know it. Not so much the roleplaying thing--it's not like I don't know anyone who roleplays, this is the internet, Jesus--but the fact that you're doing this without being prepared. Not even any basic information on my profile or in my journal? Is my name even attached to this thing? (Yeah. You're checking it 'cause you didn't know. I saw that.)
Long story short, if you don't have any of the basic stuff down, you could call me Cloud's half-vampire half-black cousin and nobody could call you out on it. As far as anybody knows you're just bullshitting all of this as you go.
If you wanna do something, do it right. Get on it or I'm not gonna cooperate.
Long story short, if you don't have any of the basic stuff down, you could call me Cloud's half-vampire half-black cousin and nobody could call you out on it. As far as anybody knows you're just bullshitting all of this as you go.
If you wanna do something, do it right. Get on it or I'm not gonna cooperate.
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Because that would win me back to the FF franchise, I'm not gonna lie.
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...wait, is that five fourths?
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1/2
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My mother, a poor half-elf half-demon half-vampire from Midgar, had no one to turn to when she was sadly orphaned by a stampede of Chocobo. It was just like The Lion King, it was sad as hell. But one day she met my father: a brother from Atlanta. They were each others' soulmates. Until they were also killed in another Chocobo-related accident.
I think I was born at some point. Unless I'm also a clone.
[Handwave. Bad fanfic on the fly is hard; he tried his best leave him alone.] Amnesia makes it hard to say for sure, doesn't it?
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Yes, yes it does. And that's exactly the kind of ambiguity today's sophisticated audiences go for. I find the reoccurring Chocobo theme to be very compelling. We can have Chocobos appearing in the background of every scene, like, lurking in windows, or as the logo of various businesses, or Chocobo shapes in the clouds. You, my friend, are a brilliant piece of work. And more importantly, a money maker. This cocaine doesn't buy itself, let me tell you.
Speaking of the Lion King, can you also sing? Because people fuckin' love musicals. Glee crossover, are you feeling me?
begins to shower in the cash this hit new show brings you mean 8)
Going for the symbolism bonus, huh? Nice. [He snickers.] I'll have to tell my mom. Once she gets brought miraculously back to life in the second season, I mean.
Eh, singing's not really my thing... You have permission to dub me over if you want to, though. John Legend might be up for it.
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The lingo's too much for him. Taylor you are younger than he is talk slow please]
What does half of that mean though...?
yes and also gets naked for it, in the middle of a conversation
[ Wh-what safeword... ]
Well, I see you have some stuff in the journal now. Uh huh... mmhmm... I see... I take it all back, you're a gigantic nerddweeb.
omg sorry for delay
[You're not allowed to judge his deep deep love of British television and fan favorite JRPGs
well
maybe a little bit. don't tell the poor nerddweeb.]
HELLO DEAR SORRY THIS TOOK AGES also 1/?!?!??
well
that sure is a ghost kid
what the fuck]
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ok i think thats it omg
I'm sorry, you're just-- are you a ghost?
dfhjldg omg taylor....
[D hadn't actually expected Taylor to see him. Grown ups? Usually don't do the whole 'seeing ghosts' thing.
Still, he's not complaining; the opposite in fact! Look at this lil baby laughing giddily here.]
Yes, I am! That is...You can see me, right? You're not just pretending? I haven't been around someone who can see me for a while now!
Even if they do talk about 'rollsplaying' and 'innernets'.i was like "OH NO, THE NERDDWEEB COMMENT WAS TOO MUCH!!!"
Don't worry, nerddweeb, I'd still watch a 7 hour marathon of your nerddweeb shows with you, as long as there was pot.
[ Did he. Just invite himself over. Is this a man you want in your house. Actually it was just a hypothetical situation type thing, but he said it so casually. ]
LMAO no don't worry it's just been a busy week
...Not indoors. That sticks to furniture, and I just got a new couch.
[FRANKLY HE ISN'T SURE but he is also operating off the assumption that that was hypothetical. (God he really hopes it was hypothetical. Who has just maybe-invited himself over oh my god.)]
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[He can feel the kid's presence, anyway, which confirms that he isn't hallucinating, or anything. Not that he typically gets to encounter ghosts.]
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...You're not actually on coke, though, are you? [because, man, he's starting to wonder.]
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I like to maintain some mystery in burgeoning friendships.
[ This bullshit is all natural. ]
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Mystery is one thing. Doing coke off my kitchen table's another.
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[He thoughtfully tips his head to one side, but there's still a faint grin on his face.] I suppose that makes you special; you're the first one who wasn't related to me in over sixty years, so that has to mean something right?
Unless...Unless you do this a lot and you're some kind of hero out of a movie! Are you?