dusts off muse, cough cough--

[herocomplex]

What'ya mean "why is it my head space is always filled with conceited assholes?"
Okay, sure, sure. I agree with you there! That red-head is pretty self centered and so is that jungle kid, in a different, round-about sort of way, even if he can shoot a good gun with me.
Me, though? Hahahaha, hell no! It's justified conceitedness! Ever heard of it? Probably not, I just made it up. Give it a rest, alright? I'm gonna make a Wiki page about it ASAP!
I have every reason to be this way, so don't be all hesitant and crap to play me just because I'm evidently "just another asshole!" If you're feeling that way, might as well weed out some other insignificant muses. At least France isn't here anymore, that's one douche down to clear up your thoughts. I haven't seen England either! Haha, hey, look, another one down!

In any case, you don't have any reason to just sort of leave me in the dust for a bit, ahha. It's about time you noticed me. How can you not notice me?

So what is going on now?
We're not going back to that space place.. right?

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Right?

Comments

[pearloftheorient]

Justified conceitedness. Why am I not surprised . . .

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[herocomplex]

2.2

[herocomplex]

--Hey! I remember you!
We had sex on the beach once!

How's it going?

[pearloftheorient]

Wait a minute -

WHAT?!?! America, what the heck are you talking about???????????

[herocomplex]

A long, long, long time ago there was a meme and I specifically remember it, yep!
Don't tell me you've forgotten about it...?

Anyway, yeah! I remember you.

mun remembers but Piri is playing innocent . . . 8)

[pearloftheorient]

. . . You should remember me. I'm the Philippines.

[hamburgerhero]

I second everything you said!

[yourgoddamnit]

"JUSTIFIED CONCEITEDNESS."
OH MY GOD YOUR STUPIDITY IS LIKE A VIRUS.
I CAN FEEL EVERY THOUGHT I'VE EVER HAD BECOME INFECTED AND WRITHE IN THEIR DEATH THROES.
CONGRATS YOU ARE THE MENTAL EQUIVALENT OF GANGRENE.

FOR THE SAKE OF EVERYONE'S SANITY
STAY IN THE DUST.
STAY THERE GATHERING FILTH LIKE THE SUPERFLUOUS CHARACTER YOU ARE.
WHILE THE ARBITER OF *MY* REALITY MAY LIKE YOU AND ENCOURAGES YOUR RETURN, SHE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT EVERY POSSIBLE UNIVERSE IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT EITHER OF US IN IT.
UNFORTUNATELY SHE BROUGHT SOME VERSION OF YOUR HIDEOUS VISAGE TO A POOR, UNSUSPECTING WORLD
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE SHE IS RIGHT THERE WITH YOUR MUN RIDING THE CONCEITED ASSHOLE CHARACTER TRAIN STRAIGHT TO FUCKVILLE.

WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BRING EITHER OF US OUT OF THE DARK.

[herocomplex]

_{[ He'll text right back. ]}

tldr.
Btw, bro. Your caps lock is on! Might want to fix that!

[yourgoddamnit]

YOU IMPOSSIBLY INFURIATING FUCK.
YOU ARE SO DENSE THAT LIGHT BENDS AROUND YOU.
DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT INSULT?
I WILL BET YOU ACTUAL BOONDOLLARS THAT YOU DON'T.
I'M WASTING PRIME MATERIAL ON YOU, YOU KNOW.
THERE IS ACTUAL EFFORT BEING PUT INTO THIS FURY.

[herocomplex]

Boondollars?
Can you convert that to USD for me cuz then maybe we'll talk.

[yourgoddamnit]

IT'S FUCKING SPACE DOLLARS HOW SHOULD I KNOW THE EXCHANGE RATE.
JUST THROW IT AT YOUR FEDERAL RESERVE.
THEY'LL DO *SOMETHING* WITH IT.

I'M GOING TO HAZARD A GUESS AND SAY TEN BOONDOLLARS IS WORTH HOWEVER MUCH PEOPLE WOULD BE WILLING TO PAY TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
AKA A LOT.

[herocomplex]

Hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
Somebody who looks as sexy as you has got to have intellect like me.

[herocomplex]

Hey, now, easy easy!!
If anybody wants to punch me, I'd like to see them try.
I've got plenty of back up to prevent that from happening!

[herocomplex]

Well, duuuuh. But I specifically remember you!
You, you!

[yourgoddamnit]

YOU REEK OF LIES.
SERIOUSLY.
*WHAT* BACKUP?
I BET THERE'S NO ONE IN YOUR EMPTY LIFE.
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ALONE IN A PUDDLE OF YOUR OWN TEARS AND WHATEVER FAT OOZES OUT OF YOUR BODY.

[hamburgerhero]

HAHAHAHA!

This is funny! Hey turn around- I never get to see what I look like from behind except in photos. I'm curious.