NO SELF CONTROL, WHAT AM I DOING HALP

[greeterings]

I hope you realize that in terms of bad ideas, this falls somewhere between skydiving while using a hand-towel instead of a parachute, and getting between a ravenous Bugsplatter Beast and a Blorgon grandmother.

I mean, good gravy, you hardly know anything about me yet. You'll enjoy the inevitable retconning that's in store for you, I'm sure! Just have fun in the meantime.