Muse is homeless forever, canon is Shadows of the Damned, flailing voice-test is testing

[skullfudgingmotherfunker]

Oh, oh that is brilliant it is, just absolutely lovely. Call me oldfashioned but "notahothead", or "garciadontdothething"? Nothing wrong with those names! First one's nice and subtle, invites intrigue and all that, second one's a bit on the nose but no less suitable, I'd say. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise, I was the brains of that little excursion, like a far more handy and capable Jiminy Cricket to G's merrily stumbling little Pinnochio. Him all flailing legs and "oh what happens if I follow the nice coachlady into Juvenile Molestation Mountain" and me all "no G that is very dumb and you will see queasy things and I will see queasy things and then I'll want to vomit but I can't because, you know, flaming skull" aand then we went there anyway but I stuck by his side, nice bloke that I am, and in the end we meet our Blue Fairy and...

... Well. Found our way home, is all I suppose I can say lest we invoke the spoiler-hating ire of the internet. And I guess it could be worse... at least you didn't go with "penisjokingly".