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dear_mun2013-05-20 12:17 pm
older_wiser) wrote in dear_mun2013-05-20 12:17 pm
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110% done with the mun's nonsense.
[Anon, as ever, is a program of few words, even if this version concocted on half a night of sleep and a cup of cold tea is a bit more developed than his mute, faceless brothers. He folds arms across his chest and stares at his new mun sternly for a good half-hour before speaking.]
I question your delusion that you think you can add me to the juggling act of muses that is already clamoring in your head for you to attack that backlog of tags you owe, mun. Haven't you been struggling to do even one post every week? Poor Dumont hasn't even seen the light of the Grid since his conception as a muse.
[Pauses to let the mun fidget uncomfortably under that gaze, and ignores the chorus of cheers and "you tell 'ems" hollered from the audience of said muses, the bunch of traitors.]
Although the face you've picked out for me is a good one. Commands respect. I like this Bruce Greenwood fellow.
[His brief look of satisfaction is quick to turn sharp again.]
I don't take slack from anyone in my ranks, mun, and I'm not as laid-back as Dumont. If you're going to have me in your head, you best be prepared to let me out more often.
[About-faces and strides off to join the museparty, but not without a parting shot.]
And for System's sake, get back to work on updating our icons!
I question your delusion that you think you can add me to the juggling act of muses that is already clamoring in your head for you to attack that backlog of tags you owe, mun. Haven't you been struggling to do even one post every week? Poor Dumont hasn't even seen the light of the Grid since his conception as a muse.
[Pauses to let the mun fidget uncomfortably under that gaze, and ignores the chorus of cheers and "you tell 'ems" hollered from the audience of said muses, the bunch of traitors.]
Although the face you've picked out for me is a good one. Commands respect. I like this Bruce Greenwood fellow.
[His brief look of satisfaction is quick to turn sharp again.]
I don't take slack from anyone in my ranks, mun, and I'm not as laid-back as Dumont. If you're going to have me in your head, you best be prepared to let me out more often.
[About-faces and strides off to join the museparty, but not without a parting shot.]
And for System's sake, get back to work on updating our icons!