Thank you, Bakerstreet for the instant AU

[modernbionics]

Niiiiice. So you have me and my little journal name all set up for your cutesy whatever it is you're going to do with me. Musebox and shit. Great. It's just what I wanted to do with my spare time in this head space. Like I have nothing better to do.

Oh, right. I don't have anything better to do. It's just stupid school and rehab and all that rot that no one wants to listen to, but you suddenly had this inspiration to go exploring with and lo and behold, managed to drag two others with you on this, too! What do you want, a cookie?

I've seen what you've done with the original. Not as fucked up as the other one, but I guess we should be thankful for small favors, hmm? So when's everyone else going to get here? You're waaaay too excited for this as it is.

...

No, I'm not calling them. I lost my phone, remember? Got dropped in the fountain when I was kicked out of that lame bookstore. Or whatever.

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[endureandwait]

Ed. You're impossible. What did you do to get kicked out of the bookstore anyway? Were you scribbling in the bibles again or something?

[This is why she and Al cannot take you anywhere or leave you alone more than five minutes. Less sometimes.]

But mine seems pretty amused at this whole idea, really. So it appears this is going to be a "thing" in a musebox or whatever.

[modernbionics]

No. I moved them to the fiction section where they belong.

-=Huffs.=-

Yeah, mine's thrilled about it, too.

[endureandwait]

Ed! I know you might not be religious, but that doesn't mean you can go and do something like that!

[Ugh. Boys. Or rather, this one in particular. Why does she like him again?]

I'm sure she is. We'll get to see each other more often this way at least.

[modernbionics]

Why not? Everyone else just misfiles the books they don't want all the time. I'm just helping them.



Yeah. Meaning you get to torture me more.

[endureandwait]

You're just messing with the staff there on purpose! And you wonder why bookstores and libraries kick you out most of the time....

Well, if you're going to put it like that, 'torture' can be arranged, you know!

[modernbionics]

Hey, I'm just helping them.


Look! I haven't broken anything! It's all good here!

[endureandwait]

In your opinion. I doubt they would consider it 'helping' when they need to go and put the libraries back on the correct shelf, Ed!

Haven't broken anything yet, at least.

[modernbionics]

Bah-I've done much better in the past six months!

Wasn't my fault that harness wasn't fitting right...

wait that is books not libraries. what the heck self.

[endureandwait]

I'm sure you have.

Right. Of course. It's not like you're not always moving around which shifts it or whatever.

o7

[modernbionics]

It's supposed to stay in place when you move around! That's it's purpose!

[endureandwait]

Well, it obviously came loose! You didn't have it tightened fast enough!

[modernbionics]

Well, obviously it did.

-=Stony silence. not going to say the fitter was at fault. not going to say.=-

...

[endureandwait]

Just be careful with it, Ed.

[He even thinks about implying that he gets a wrench to the face. Totally not her fault you are always so rough with her precious prosthetics, jeez.]

[modernbionics]

I'm careful! I'm careful.

Sheesh.