On the Sex Ed post

[renegadedriving]

So.  This is your legacy, huh, mun?  The time you had me broadcast a sex ed crash course to an entire network and the post hit 500 comments.

This is not what I thought my life was going to be when you put me in a digimon game.

Comments

[interconnect]

Sex ed? Are you some kind of teacher?

[renegadedriving]

Seems like I've rather suddenly become one, actually.

[headup_stickontheice]

I think it's kinda a good legacy.

[interconnect]

Sounds like you've got a story to tell there. Feel like sharing?

[whitefeather]

Oh, I found it pretty worthwhile despite not getting a repeat show.

...I assume you-know-who recovered from his ...moment?

[lost_thegame]

Um, hi.
From what I've heard, I think we're going to meet up in a month or so. It's nice to meet you! I'm kind of glad I missed it...

[idkworldruler]

Well at least it's an easy job.

[renegadedriving]

The teenagers have started pairing off. I'd really like to avoid pregnancies. And nobody else was going to do it, so...

[renegadedriving]

Well. At least it helped some kids.

[renegadedriving]

I get the feeling you didn't need one in the first place.

. . .

Neku is fine.

[renegadedriving]

[Oh! Small child.]

Hey there. How old are you? You probably wouldn't have been able to see it on the network, assuming the filters worked.

[God, she really hopes the filters worked.]

[renegadedriving]

But I think it did traumatize a few people.

Mostly the ex-robots.

[interconnect]

Pregnancy... is when you're going to have a baby, right? What's wrong with that?

[ Hello, Shepard, you are speaking with a cat. ]

[renegadedriving]

[. . . Oh lord.]

These girls don't want to be pregnant. It'd be fine if they did.

[interconnect]

Then why are they?

[renegadedriving]

Why are they... having sex, you mean?

[interconnect]

No, getting pregnant.

[ Good news is that this is a very smart cat. Quick, small terms would probably get it across well enough for him... ]

[whitefeather]

Hm? Keep talking to me like that, Commander, and you'll make me blush.

...

Wonderful. Since I don't exactly have much choice in the matter, make sure he stays that way, hm?

[lost_thegame]

Hi! ... Don't worry. Your filters were fine! And my mundane figured me seeing something like that let alone Neku's... help? would probably traumatize me. So please don't worry! Oh, and um... I'm 11.

[headup_stickontheice]

A lot of kids.

[idkworldruler]

So? Did you have access to any std photos?

[calibrates_big_guns]

Your mun has you teaching sex ed to a bunch of kids ...?

[He's trying really hard not to smirk.]

[renegadedriving]

[Stop laughing at her, boyfriend.]

And my drinking buddy. Can't tell you which was worse.

[calibrates_big_guns]

[He's trying. Doesn't he get points for that?]

Heh, well, I figure it was easier with a few drinks.

[Probably more entertaining to listen, too...]

[renegadedriving]

Explaining human sexuality to ex-synthetics isn't my idea of a fun friday night.

Although the alcohol did help.

[calibrates_big_guns]

It doesn't sound like it. Although you might need to explain the "ex-synthetic" part.

[renegadedriving]

Just about everyone ends up human, although I think we had somebody early on who stayed... whatever kind of alien a 'troll' is.

I'm not sure which is weirder, the fact that my drinking buddy used to be a robot big enough to step on me, or human Thane.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Human Thane? [That's going to take a moment to process.] You weren't lying when you said how weird this place was ...

[Then a thought hits him.] Hh ... does that mean that, I would be human?

[renegadedriving]

I'm still not over that experience. [. . .] But it was better than when Conrad Verner showed up.

[Oh, that gives her pause too.]

Hell, I hadn't thought of that. Probably?

[calibrates_big_guns]

Conrad. Well, this just keeps getting better.

Huh ... not going to lie, not 100% what to think about that ...

[renegadedriving]

My digimon partner heard 'citadel' and assumed he was a friend of mine.

[She slowly grins.]

I'd show you the ropes.

[That sounded a little bit suggestive, Shepard.]

[calibrates_big_guns]

Heh, everyone makes mistakes.

[He smirks right back.]

Hmm, well, if I find myself a little more ... fleshy, I'll be sure to take you up on the offer.

[tali_in_da_keelah]

...Sex Ed Crash Course...?
Shepard...What are you doing to those...Deegeemans'?