mun hates being awake // canon is Billy Hatcher

[legendarychickensuit]

[Prepare yourself. Human ears were not meant to withstand - ]

Good moooooooooooorning!!

[ajfdl; arghraaaaBILLY WHYYYY]

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I love you.

[ourmotherskeeper]

[saodfihansldkfns]

Why do you hurt poor Cicero with that shouting?!

[And he's shouting with a ridiculously high-pitched voice himself. Way to be a hypocrite, Cicero.]

u-uguu thankyou

[legendarychickensuit]

[You sir are getting the enthusiastic grin to end all enthusiastic grins. HELLO THERE.]

Hi!! Good morning!

[ourmotherskeeper]

[And you're getting a pout from a crazy guy in a jester suit.]

You hurt poor Cicero's ears.

[legendarychickensuit]

[Oh! Well, we didn't mean to do that.]

Eh heh...sorry!

Are you Cicero?

[ourmotherskeeper]

[Well, at least you said sorry. Gonna be perking up again now.]

Why, yes! I am Cicero! And you in the strange chicken suit, who are you?

[legendarychickensuit]

[Beaming! And extending a friendly hand for a handshake.]

I'm Billy! Nice to meet you!

[ourmotherskeeper]

[He'll shake your hand, but it's a really hardy shake that uses his entire arm. He's like a five year old on sugar.]

Nice to meet you, strange Billy in the chicken suit, nice to meet you! Even if you did hurt poor, sweet Cicero's ears, he can forgive.

[legendarychickensuit]

[Woah! Strong grip, you are sort of shaking all of us right now - ]

Huh? I'm not strange! But - I'm sorry for hurting your ears and stuff! [Not that he's talking much quieter now, mind, but eh kids what can you do.]

[phantoms]

Why are you yelling?!

[inasortofaura]

[HOLY CELEBI SHE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT BRB dropping a full cup of tea and staring dumbfounded as liquid and chips of china scatter all across the floor.]

[legendarychickensuit]

[Sunny smile! Hello new friend good morning to you too.]

I'm not yelling! [We are seven and this is our normal voice.]

[phantoms]

Yes. Yes you are.

[legendarychickensuit]

[Was that the sound of something breaking? Billy turns around - oh, okay. Not an egg, just some teacup or something. Hey, a new person!]

Hi! Are you okay?

[legendarychickensuit]

[Wow, new friend sure seems unhappy about something! Billy wonders why.]

I am?

[phantoms]

[It's early and he's a teenager.

... No, it's teenager early.]

Yes.

[legendarychickensuit]

Oh! Eh heh heh...sorry?

[inasortofaura]

[A beat while she quickly gets her bearings back.] Yeah, I'm alright. I would say the same for my cup of tea; [A quick gesture to the mess.] you can see how that turned out!

Are you always this vocal in the mornings? [It's not as if she isn't a morning person... but she simply wakes up and does her usual routine, that's it.]

[legendarychickensuit]

Huh? Vocal? [Oh - oops. The teacup was his fault?] Sorry about your drink...

[ourmotherskeeper]

[Yay, you're like a maraca! 8D ]

But you're quite strange! You wear a chicken suit. Doesn't that make you strange?

Oh, don't worry! Faithful Cicero is hardy, and his ears will survive!

[legendarychickensuit]

[Billy rubs at his arm a bit. Well, he's been through rougher things than a strong handshake, so it's not a big deal!]

It's not just any chicken suit! It's a Legendary Chicken Suit! It's a gift from Menie-Funie so I can save Morning Land. [Why, this should all be quite obvious!]