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I wish I could say I appreciated this. I wish there was anything ABOUT what you're planning TO appreciate.
Except, this is a bad idea! And a selfish one! Being a king might be boring and it might be a pain but I can't believe you expect me to just LEAVE my people AND my wife. The last bit I could at least handle because Teagan would do just fine, but ah, I dunno if you've noticed? I'm fond of my wife. More than fond. You know that? More than fondness? That sort of happens and your legs go sort of gooey? And your tongue sort of gets in the way all the time and--
--I mean, sure. I've missed adventuring and questing. Knocking a few heads, lopping off some limbs. I'm a lot better at that than...kinging. Lot less thinking involved.
So if you have a shred of kindness in that doubtless wizened heart of yours, please don't finish that humiliating essay about what a...what was the word..."doofus"...I am, and let things be?
Except, this is a bad idea! And a selfish one! Being a king might be boring and it might be a pain but I can't believe you expect me to just LEAVE my people AND my wife. The last bit I could at least handle because Teagan would do just fine, but ah, I dunno if you've noticed? I'm fond of my wife. More than fond. You know that? More than fondness? That sort of happens and your legs go sort of gooey? And your tongue sort of gets in the way all the time and--
--I mean, sure. I've missed adventuring and questing. Knocking a few heads, lopping off some limbs. I'm a lot better at that than...kinging. Lot less thinking involved.
So if you have a shred of kindness in that doubtless wizened heart of yours, please don't finish that humiliating essay about what a...what was the word..."doofus"...I am, and let things be?