dusting him off to gargleblasted....

[luvtrianglewoes]

This is a huuuuge celebration for the wondering Kida Masaomi. What is it you ask? Why it is the day that his lovely lady acknowledges how amazing, important, charming, and irresistible I am. Hmmm~ I knew she couldn't keep me away for long. There's no need to be embarrassed though. I know everyone would be happy to see a mature yet fragile hearted boy finally have his time in the world again, or in this case a spaceship!

[ Then, as if he had forgotten something. ]

Oh, and there's Mikaaaado too... if he doesn't scare away the ladies. But of course there's that certain erotic lady we're looking for. If anyone sees her they should definately direct her in our way or else I'm just a sad lonely boy with only his lame pal to spend time with. It's much better when it's an love love adventure with love. triangle.

Right?

Comments

[anomalistic]

[ ...Wow, someone's been socially deprived. Look at all that word vomit. ]

Well sorry for being so lame. And stop calling Sonohara-san... that! She has a name, you know.

[ineuphony]

What are you even going on about?

[luvtrianglewoes]

[ GOOD OF YOU TO NOTICE. ]

You mean Ero~chan~? Of course she has a name! It is a sacred angelic name that must not be spoke of for other to hear.

[luvtrianglewoes]

So look what you did!

[luvtrianglewoes]

Now people will be writing their names next to her in a big heart!

[luvtrianglewoes]

Or voodoo her into falling in love with them!

1/3

[luvtrianglewoes]

The great entrance of Kida Masaomi of course!

[ Hehe~ ]

And who might this lovely lady be?

2/3

[luvtrianglewoes]

Can it be the time for his love adventure to start?

3/3

[luvtrianglewoes]

Can it be time for him to become popular with the girls?

[ineuphony]

How about neither?

1/2

[anomalistic]

That can't happen!!

[anomalistic]

B-because... it'd be stressful for her. It'd be bad if she got another stalker again.

[ Looks the other way... ]

[luvtrianglewoes]

And why not~? Or are you being cold-hearted to my charms on purpose? Hmmmm?

[ineuphony]

Because I'm not interested. And I'm not just like any girl that gets tricked by fancy wording.

[luvtrianglewoes]

That's why we'll keep her safe. So listen Mikaaaado, only call her Erotic-chan from now on! Make sure to greet her that way too when we see her!

[cursedtosleep]

Now I don't think you should comment on your friend's mobility problems. [Aurora was from a time when lame still referred to movement rather than a state of being.]

[anomalistic]

REJECTED.

In a normal world, that's considered sexual harassment. You're just a pervert.

[ Usually, Mikado would plaster on a stone hard disapproving frown for his best bro, but this time he almost looks humored and even smiles a little. It's been a while since the two talked after all. Darn, the lame humor was addicting. ]

[luvtrianglewoes]

That only increases your charm. And every lady is interested in some love adventure.

[ C: ]

C'mon, I'm sure you're ready... we can chat over tea.

[luvtrianglewoes]

Haaah, he can walk just fine. No worries, miss.

[ Though that really hits him in the gut. i.e. Saki. ]

[cursedtosleep]

But... you called him lame.

[luvtrianglewoes]

But we'll be in space! Space! Something that will defy all law of gravity, reason, and love!

[luvtrianglewoes]

Nah, he can be cool sometimes.

[cursedtosleep]

Oh, well, a nice blanket or hot cup of cider will warm him up quite well.

[ineuphony]

Look -- I've told you I'm not interested. Love is just a temporary infatuation anyway. It's pretty pointless in the end.

[luvtrianglewoes]

Oh? And could it be that you've had your heart broken before?

[ ... ]

Or maybe you just haven't found the right man~