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I should like to remind you I am hardly here for your entertainment at your beck and call.

And as your god, I demand you change the username you have chosen or you shall suffer greatly for your insolence.

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But, the username is rather accurate?

[Have an unamused face, Jonas. Osiris doesn't appreciate your logic.]

It is not and I will not stand for it no matter how amusing the mun may think it to be.

[Eh, he's used to it. No one does.]

What would you rather it be? Something grand and magnificent that wouldn't fit the character limit?

It is only fitting. There are no limits for a true god such as myself.

[Sorry Osiris, he can't not laugh at that.]

Right. Of course. Silly me.

Puts a hole in your whole world view, doesn't it? If you're a "god", then why are you at a mun's beck and call?

Daniel Jackson.

I serve no one, a lowly human least of all! It is she who is at my beck and call, though that is not to say she is without insolence which most displeases me.

[Goa'uld hissy fit in the works, Osiris is getting huffy.]

You will soon regret your insolence when I put an end to your kind once and for all.

[tightly. Sarah.]

I can see just how much she's really at your beck and call; how's that going for you? Nice user name by the way.

[Osiris doesn't look very flattered, huffing.]

She will be made to serve me as well as my current host does.

Then it's not going to be as easy as you think. Sarah will fight you tooth and nail.

Oh? Very little of the host survives, it seems your friend was not as strong as you believed.

[there's a pause; it's slight, but telling enough]

We both know that's not true; all of it.

[Oh Osiris can tell alright and he's pleased.]

Are you certain? I took great delight in torturing your friend until she was too weak to even think of fighting. Be assured what little remains of the host suffers greatly still.

[he looks like he doesn't believe what he's saying next. Osiris' words are perfectly aimed, and even though he's covered up pretty quickly, it's clear it's shaken him]

Yes, I am. I know her very well, and I know Goa'uld to know you lie all the time.

I don't normally say this, considering how muns can be, but I'm sure whatever plans your mun might have for you will be... fitting.

[Osiris looks oh so pleased with himself right now.]

Yet you believe I speak the truth, do you not?

I assure you her plans will not come to pass, I will ensure that.

[He know he shouldn't bait her but he can't help himself.]

You know, Nirrti and Anubus told me that same thing. Didn't really work out so well for them. What makes you any different?

[playing poke the Goa'uld is just so much fun though, Osiris takes the bait so easily.]

You lie!

Anubis is most powerful among the gods, you believe you could defeat him so easily?

I believe you'll say or do anything to get ahead or to hurt anyone.

I'll bet. Seeing as how you can't even get her to do something so simple as changing your name, this should be easy.

Osiris is never so easily defeated, especially by the likes of a lowly Tau'ri.

[aka, he's totally lost the battle but won't admit it.]

[It's SG-1's favorite team bonding activity!]

But we did. We repelled him from my planet, what's to say repelling him from the universe will be that much more difficult?

[it's a game the whole family can enjoy!]

I do not believe you. A true god is never defeated and can never die. You cannot win against the power of Anubis.

[But he's looking angry if not a little uncertain. If Anubis can be defeated, Osiris is in big trouble.]

[Aliens and Tau'ri alike! Everyone can play!]

Ask him about Langara sometime and when we sent him running with his trail between his legs. I'm sure he'd make something up that makes him sound sooo much better.

[Be afraid Osiris. Be very afraid.]

I'm guessing the jar was a setback then.

[Way to touch upon a really sensitive subject there, Daniel. Osiris nearly growls at the mention of the jar.]

And yet I rose once more, more powerful than before. Soon I will rule the Tau'ri once more as is my rightful place.

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